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Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Zhenya Can Bendya

May 7, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Freaks, Natural Beauty, Nature's Goodness, Video

Believe Keyser as an erstwhile ashtanga yoga devote that he could totally do this if it weren’t for those damned ligaments and tendons getting in the way. In any event, mind it would be appear that Zhenya would be a fun date!

Smeagol Goes Lohan

March 31, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Freaks, Hollywood is Anti-Social, Ugly Thought of the Day

The other day, stuff we had a post about how time (and the attempts to undo its ravages) has not been kind of main squeeze of poison dwarf président de la république Nicky the Sark. Well, capsule it seems that given right wrong circumstances, your life can take a downward turn at a much younger […]

Is There No End to This Wallowing About Michael Jackson’s Death?

June 27, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Aliens, Festivity of the Day, Fetishes, Freaks

As Keyser just noted, patient this incessant grief about the death of some transgendered, see trans-raced has-been is

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