Archive for the ‘Finding God’ Category

Thus Spake the Gods: Whatever You Do, Don’t Turn Right!

January 12, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Finding God, How Dumb Can You Be?, PSA, Theology

Legite Directorium, Stultissimi!

March 31, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Ancient Rome, Bad Taste, Catholic Church, Corporal Punishment, Crime and Punishment, Do It Yourself, Don't Look Down, Finding God, Health Matters, Holidays, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Religion, Some People Never Learn, Torture

That’s Latin for “read the instructions, treatment you idiots!” Because, ed you know, the Romans bought their crucifixes from IKEA: Went okay the first time. But then when they had to do a repeat performance for The Rock: The guy on the right had to utter the words quoted above. Oh, and Happy Easter, esteemed […]

“Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory of the Cumming of the Lord”

May 20, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Blowjobs, Finding God, Porn, Self-Improvement, Sex

As one of Keyser’s interests is the religion edification of his readers, prostate Keyser had a post some time ago about PSFNANS (the porn star formerly known as Nadia Sytles)’s finding Christ (bet it was quite the night when the bridegroom was joined to his bride). Turns out that this is a not-unheard-of phenomenon in […]

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