Archive for the ‘Sign of the Times’ Category

“I Want a Girl just like the Girl who Sucked off Dear Old Dad!”

June 7, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Sign of the Times

Not your grandfather’s tramp! “I want a girl just like the girl who sucked off dear old dad!”

Tom Friedman, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the BS

March 5, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Bullshit, Demonology, Do It Yourself, Intellectual History, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Miracles of Modern Science, Performance Art, Public Speaking, Pull the Other One, Rugged Individualism, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Improvement, Sign of the Times, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, Stupid Idea of the Day, Theater of the Absurd

This is even worse than those traitor magicians who reveal how that woman really isn’t sawed in half in the box. Assholes.

The Demise of Western Civilization

February 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Bad Sex, Bad Thought of the Day, Boredom, Demise of Western Civ., Dystopia, End of World, Fatties, Fun and Games, Girlz' Korner, Hobbies, Internet, Joke of the Day, Lingerie, Manliness, Personal Relationships, Self-pleasuring, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Sexy Lingerie, Sign of the Times, Size Matters, Technology, Theater of the Absurd

What a Minute, You Did What?…: Demise of Man Edition

March 24, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 5 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Sex, Love, Lovecraft, Lunacy, Manliness, Nostalgia, Personal Relationships, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Sign of the Times, Sodomy, Some People Are Nuts, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd

You ever follow a link on the interwebz and start idly reading something without exactly knowing what it is, malady and then at some point in the midst of it, clinic you realize that it’s not at all what you’d been thinking it was about? Well, this happened to Keyser today. We’re talking a heavy […]

Say, How Much Does it Cost to Say, “Raise Every Tax You Can Find!”?

June 6, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Acrobatics, Extravagance, Nice Thought of the Day, Sign of the Times, Size Matters, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, What'll They Think of Next?

Remember how Prez. Barry set up some high-profile commission on coming up with suggestions for dealing with the $1 trillion + deficit they’re running in DC? The cynical harbored the suspicion that they were just cover for a proposal to jack of taxes big time (“Hey, prostate the poor and disadvantaged depend on the Federal […]

Better Late Than Never: Afghan Edition

June 4, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Afghanistan, Bad Dates, Bad News, Photography, Sight Seeing, Sign of the Times

The “war” in Afghanistan goes on apace, levitra buy to what end God knows. A young woman lays down on the grave of U.S. Marine Corps Lance Corporal Noah Pier on Memorial Day at Arlington National Cemetery May 31, troche 2010 in Arlington, Virginia. Pier was killed Feburary 12, 2010 in Marja, Afghanistan. Maybe it […]

Sign of the Times: Clockwise Edition

April 19, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Nanny State, Sign of the Times, We're Doomed

You know, unhealthy Keyser was just reading a piece about how the actual fall-out from the Health Care “reform” in the US will only be known once the bureaucrats figure out what the 2000+ pages cobbled together in the middle of the night by Nancy and Harry’s aides really mean, and it occurred to him […]

Ireland Returns to the Middle Ages

July 10, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Blast from the Past, Crime and Punishment, Death to Heretics, Fuck You, Invasion of Privacy, Loony Left, Sign of the Times, Stupid Idea of the Day

Seems it’s “freedom of speech” week here at the Lair, stuff what with John Cougar Mellonkrap’s complete misunderstanding of the term coming in for abuse yesterday, sale and now it’s the parliament of Ireland’s turn. Keyser was under the impression that Ireland was emerging from its benighted subordination to the One Holy Roman Catholic and […]

1970s: The Decade from Hell is Back

April 29, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in High Fashion, Sign of the Times

Now that the US government has decided that propping up failing businesses at public expense, ailment adding on huge increases in public spending without worrying about how to pay for it, shop and printing gargantuan sums of paper money to finance this all is the order of the day, thumb it appears that a return […]

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