Archive for the ‘Size Matters’ Category

The Future in the Clouds

May 24, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Amazing, Bad Idea of the Day, Miracles of Modern Technology, Scientific Experiementation, Show Off, Sight Seeing, Size Matters, Some People Are Nuts, Triumph of the Human Spirit, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, What'll They Think of Next?

You can be blasé about some things, unhealthy Rose, drugstore but not about Titanic. Er, click not about that huge new building in China. Quite an apartment building. As the old joke goes, if you’re a one-in-a-million kind of guy in China, there are 1344 of you. Anyway, Keyser will stick with his backyard.

The Demise of Western Civilization

February 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Bad Sex, Bad Thought of the Day, Boredom, Demise of Western Civ., Dystopia, End of World, Fatties, Fun and Games, Girlz' Korner, Hobbies, Internet, Joke of the Day, Lingerie, Manliness, Personal Relationships, Self-pleasuring, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Sexy Lingerie, Sign of the Times, Size Matters, Technology, Theater of the Absurd

Sometimes Art Really is Better than “Real Life”

January 30, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Big Ones, Lego, Photography, Sight Seeing, Size Matters

Say, How Much Does it Cost to Say, “Raise Every Tax You Can Find!”?

June 6, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Acrobatics, Extravagance, Nice Thought of the Day, Sign of the Times, Size Matters, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, What'll They Think of Next?

Remember how Prez. Barry set up some high-profile commission on coming up with suggestions for dealing with the $1 trillion + deficit they’re running in DC? The cynical harbored the suspicion that they were just cover for a proposal to jack of taxes big time (“Hey, prostate the poor and disadvantaged depend on the Federal […]

So You Think China’s Going to Be Funding the US Deficit Forever?

July 7, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 7 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea, China, Economic Crisis, Economics, Size Matters, Socialism

It is a joke of long standing here on the Lair that the US government expects that the massive deficits that are inevitable anyway with the totally predictable increases in Social Security and Medicare expenditures and will only be exacerbated by Obama’s apparent desire to nationalize the medical sector, prescription buy himself a “green” auto […]

Teutonic Mania: Model Railroading Edition

April 25, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in German Humor, Germany, Size Matters

Whether it’s a matter of exterminating the descendants of Abraham or building a model railway, sildenafil the Germans are relentless in their meticulous attention to detail and sheer determination. Seems that the world’s biggest model railway is the Miniatur Wunderland in Hamburg. The following video is rather daunting because of both the content and the […]

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