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Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Ad Leones

November 29, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Ancient Rome, Art, Art Appreciation, Babes, Christianity, Execution, You Have a Dirty Mind

Who knew the Romans were such pervs? Oo la la!

The Grass is Always Greener…

November 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest, Feminism, Fine Dining, Foreplay, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Girlz' Korner, Natural Beauty, Nature's Goodness, Neat Stuff, Performance Art, Sight Seeing, You Have a Dirty Mind

Recherche du Temps Perdu

January 24, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, End of World, environmental awareness, Ethical Depravity, Fetishes, Holidays, Holiness, Immoderation, Immortality, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Kinky Sex, Memory, Mortality, Neat Stuff, Nostalgia, Obsessions, Old Fart, Performance Art, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Photography, Places to Avoid, Porn, Pretzels, Quantum Physics, Sad Realizations, Sad Story, Self-pleasuring, Sight Seeing, Triumph of the Human Spirit, Up and At 'Em!, Wonders of Nature, You Have a Dirty Mind

At least that’s how it feels when you get older…

Must Be the Piercings

November 13, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Japan, World Culture, You Have a Dirty Mind, YouTube

Meg Ryan: Sleepless in China Edition

December 30, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Advertisement, China, Fraud, Sex, World Culture, You Have a Dirty Mind, YouTube

Seems this is a Chinese commercial. Speaks for itself (as it were).

“And Thou Shalt Get Thy Wife Off Through Clitoral and/or Labial Stimulation Afterwards”: Hey, It’s in Deuteronomy 69! Edition

May 16, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Sex, Book Review, Catholic Church, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Jews, Love, Lunacy, Personal Relationships, Religion, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Sodomy, Stupid Idea of the Day, Talking to God, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes, Theological Study, Whores, WTF, You Have a Dirty Mind

Everyone knows that Catholic priests are noted experts in sexual technique, and so a sacerdotal Kama Sutra has been eagerly awaited. And now we have one: Seks: mo?e by? frywolny i bezgrzeszny (which is apparently Polish for Sex: Having a Threesome With God) courtesy of Polish Franciscan friar Ksawery Knotz (no, online really, sale he […]

Keyser’s Bored: He’s Not the Only One Porn Edition

May 4, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Kinky Sex, Porn, Video, You Have a Dirty Mind

Keyser’s bored with the world today. But he did come across this video, pharm which is pretty funny. It’s some sort of lefty improv take on pornography (or some such thing). The words are vulgar, but as for the hot video action – well, you have to see it for yourselves.

Human Sexuality: Rubber Edition

April 4, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Babes, China, Kinky Sex, Photography, You Have a Dirty Mind

“Jesus, diagnosis do I get turned on by middle aged Chinamen in wetsuits!” [Horrifying Update. Esteemed Lair reader Dr. Anton Phibes reports in the comments that these are in fact middle aged China women! As always, cialis Keyser defers to the good Doctor in all matters both medical and oriental. Update caption accordingly… Funny, she […]

Dancing for Joy Doggy-Style

September 1, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Doggy-Style, You Have a Dirty Mind
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