Archive for the ‘Wonders of Nature’ Category

Si, Se Puede, Bitchez!

November 9, 2016 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Politics, Triumph of the Human Spirit, Wonders of Nature

Ashes to Ashes, Feathers to Mess

January 11, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Birds, Death, Video, Wonders of Nature

Where There’s a Will, There’s a Way

January 5, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Natural Beauty, Nature, Show Off, Talking to God, Wonders of Nature


December 26, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in breasts, Wonders of Nature

That’s so cool. It never gets old!

Recherche du Temps Perdu

January 24, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, End of World, environmental awareness, Ethical Depravity, Fetishes, Holidays, Holiness, Immoderation, Immortality, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Kinky Sex, Memory, Mortality, Neat Stuff, Nostalgia, Obsessions, Old Fart, Performance Art, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Photography, Places to Avoid, Porn, Pretzels, Quantum Physics, Sad Realizations, Sad Story, Self-pleasuring, Sight Seeing, Triumph of the Human Spirit, Up and At 'Em!, Wonders of Nature, You Have a Dirty Mind

At least that’s how it feels when you get older…

She Shall Be Called Woman

March 25, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in God, God Lives, Natural Beauty, Nature's Goodness, Theology, Wonders of Nature

And the Lord God said, cialis It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make an help mate for him (Gen. 2:18).

If You Ask Very Politely and You Catch Him in a Good Mood…

December 6, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 5 Comments | Filed in Amazing, God, God Lives, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Miracles, Photography, Sight Seeing, Technology, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes, Told You So, Wonders of Nature

…God might take you round the back and show you the gadgetry that keeps the world running. Sort of like WIlly Wonka, prescription without all the annoying kids. Only hitch is, you can’t tell anybody. Imagine that. Finally knowing the truth and not being able to tell! Keyser duly gave his word. But he didn’t […]

Keyser’s Not Sure He Could Pass This Test

January 25, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Video, Wonders of Nature, YouTube

Christ, cheap this is more complicated than one of those competitions on Survivor! It is true that he gets a little assist at one point, recipe but this puts the rodent brain in a whole new light. Bet this guy wouldn’t have been taken in by Obama…

Back to the Drawing Board: Birdosaurus Edition

June 12, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Amazing, Epistemology, Philosophy, Wonders of Nature

Anyone who’s watched PBS and/or the Discovery Channel for the past few decades knows that birds are the evolutionary descendants of dinosaurs. This conclusion is basically reached on the “facts” that a) dinosaurs couldn’t have caught those people in Jurassic Park if they’d been cold-blooded, generic and birds have the same sort of hips as […]

Crafty Duck Outsmarts Eagles

April 9, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Photography, Wonders of Nature

Some guy is out with his camera and seems some birds action. He starts taking fast shots and only figures out when he looks at them later what exactly was going on. First some benighted duck is milling around minding his own busy, here when a bald eagles decides the duck would make a nice […]

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