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One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Say, How Much Does it Cost to Say, “Raise Every Tax You Can Find!”?

June 6, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Acrobatics, Extravagance, Nice Thought of the Day, Sign of the Times, Size Matters, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, What'll They Think of Next?

Remember how Prez. Barry set up some high-profile commission on coming up with suggestions for dealing with the $1 trillion + deficit they’re running in DC? The cynical harbored the suspicion that they were just cover for a proposal to jack of taxes big time (“Hey, prostate the poor and disadvantaged depend on the Federal […]

Economic Insanity: Counter Flooding Edition

June 4, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Bernanke, Economic Crisis, Economics, European Union, Madness, Money, We're Doomed

Back in the day, ambulance Keyser used to write a lot about the economy. That was when the sky was falling, shop back in late 2008 and early 2009. Since March of last year, sovaldi the stock market has regained about 50% of its losses, and seemingly the situation has been stabilized. Seemingly. But it’s […]

“We Hold These Truths to be Self-Evident”: Not So Self-Evident Edition

April 21, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Euromadness, European Union, Socialism, We're Doomed

File this under the rubric “you can’t make this shit up.” The European Union has declared travelling a human right, ambulance and is launching a scheme to subsidize vacations with taxpayers’ dollars for those too poor to afford their own trips. Antonio Tajani, the European Union commissioner for enterprise and industry, proposed a strategy that […]

Sign of the Times: Clockwise Edition

April 19, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Nanny State, Sign of the Times, We're Doomed

You know, unhealthy Keyser was just reading a piece about how the actual fall-out from the Health Care “reform” in the US will only be known once the bureaucrats figure out what the 2000+ pages cobbled together in the middle of the night by Nancy and Harry’s aides really mean, and it occurred to him […]

Why Obama’s No Populist Re Bankers

February 11, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Citigroup, Economic Crisis, Fat Toad Frank, Financial Meltdown, Goldman Sachs, President Barry, Ugly Idea of the Day, We're Doomed

Keyser’s reading the book After the Fall: Saving Capitalism from Wall Street – And Washington, click and one thing that strikes him is the extent to which the upshot of the recklessness engendered by explicit and implicit government “backstopping” of banking losses is that all the bigs banks are now privately-owned quasi-public institutions like Fannie […]

The Cavalry is on the Way: Central Banker Edition

February 6, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Banking Crisis, Economic Crisis, We're Doomed

As Greece and Portugal are set to crash the euro, pharm a huge bubble is set to burst in China, ailment and the massive decline in credit (which is the real source of the money supply in our fiat-currency world) keeps declining in the US, not to worry! The minions of Goldman Sachs omniscient and […]

What Price Goldman Sachs’ Glory?: $3 Trillion Edition

February 1, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Economic Crisis, Goldman Sachs, We're Doomed

Remember the recent post pointing out how much of the Fed’s balance sheet now involves buying up 8 out of every 10 bonds flogged by Geithner? Well, shop get a load of this: In its budget proposal to be released on Monday, the White House predicts a record $1.6 trillion budget deficit for the fiscal […]

How Not to Cure a Recession the Japanese Way

October 26, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Blast from the Past, Economics, Financial Meltdown, How Dumb Can You Be?, We're Doomed

It was already clear back at the beginning of the year that propping up all the “too big to fail” failed financial firms would just make things worse by preventing the market from pulling back from the inflated prices of the bubble, purchase resulting in a repetition of the Japanese “lost decade” (soon to enter […]

British Economic Analysis: “Are We Fooked?” Edition

September 25, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Economic Crisis, Elitist Arrogance, Video, We're Doomed, YouTube

Another one of those busy days. So here’s bit of insightful economic analysis from “across the pond” for the further enlightenment of Keyser’s loyal readers. Say, stuff they don’t have Republicans over there, so what is that elephant?

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