Archive for the ‘UK’ Category

Latest News from the Front in the “War on Poverty”

March 21, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest, Blame Game, Body Art, Bring Out Your Dead, Britain's Decline, Bullshit, Demise of Western Civ., Dream the Impossible Dream, Dystopia, Fuck You, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Modern Britain, Nanny State, Rugged Individualism, There Will Always be an England, Triumph of the Human Spirit, UK, UK madness, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, YouTube

We has met the enemy, cure and it’s this lard-assed loser. But you can’t blame him. It’s the state’s fault. As the economists tell us, store you get more of what you pay for.

Gaia Lovers Reveal Their True Colo(u)rs: Blood Red Edition

October 1, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Eco-freakshows, Modern Art, Modern Britain, Saving Environment, Some People Are Nuts, UK, UK madness, Video, YouTube

Apparently, drugstore some eco-lunatics in the 10:10 campaign in the UK thought this ad would be a good way to appeal to people to reduce their carbon emissions voluntarily by 10%. Hilarity ensues when some people don’t want to join the “voluntary” campaign. (Content warning to the tender sensibilities of Keyser’s readers. This shit is […]

Just When You Think People Couldn’t Sink Lower…

May 18, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Ugly Idea of the Day, UK

…they manage to disabuse you of this foolish notion. A mute boy who spoke for the first time after he was given a puppy for his fourth birthday has been shocked back into silence after it was stolen. Two weeks after Milie the pug’s arrival, diagnosis Liam Hainsworth, online who has a learning disability, uttered […]

Heart of Darkness: UK Edition

April 24, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Crime and Punishment, Horrible, The Horror, UK, UK madness, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?

You know, viagra sometimes you read things and you think, sick No, pilule that can’t be true. But unless the (Daily) MailOnline has been bought by The Onion (and developed a very ugly sense of humor), something’s seriously wrong in the modern UK. A gang of sadists who tortured a ‘naive and vulnerable’ man for […]

To Commit A Discrepancy Is Human, To Forgive Divine: UK Edition

October 13, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Dystopia, How Dumb Can You Be?, UK, UK madness

Today seems to be “idiocy of British officialdom” day here at the Lair. Earlier, capsule we had a post about NICE, thumb the peculiar English euphemism for death boards. Now we have problems with Ofqual, which is apparently the board set up to restore confidence in error-prone examinations. Or is that a misprint for Offal? […]

The Panels That Dare Not Say Their Name: Death Edition

October 13, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 7 Comments | Filed in Medicine, Miracles of Modern Science, Triumph of the Human Spirit, Ugly Idea of the Day, UK

Since the US senate is getting close to voting on some version or other of a national health system, viagra Keyser thought it funny that he came across this item from a place that already has the sort of monopolistic government-run health care system that US leftists hanker after: AN 80-year-old grandmother who doctors identified […]

Big Nanny Is Watching You: UK Edition

August 4, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Ugly Idea of the Day, UK, UK madness

Did that guy in 1984 have a cameras watching him, try or did he just have a television blaring propaganda at him? Well, click whichever, cialis it would seem that in the present-day UK, if the state considers you a dead-beat, then they’ll have you under surveillance 24/7 – in your own home! For the […]

Doing It the Hard Way: Suicide Edition

July 11, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Ugly Idea of the Day, UK, UK madness

We’ve seen before how the British sometimes indulge in self-immolation in a spectacular and vehicular manner. Well, shop they’re (or he’s at any rate) at it again: The man, try believed to be in his 30s, sale tied a rope to a lamppost and the other end around his neck before driving off from the […]

Bootay Beauté: Artistic Grant Edition

June 30, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Art Appreciation, Bad Idea, Beauty Contest, Performance Art, Porn, UK, UK madness

You know, capsule some rightist types decry the ability of the government to spend money wisely. Or even keep track of it. Why, just the other day, the Canadian mint actually has come up 17,500 ozs. short, and they can’t even figure out if someone carried off a few bars or someone forgot to carry […]

Socialism Makes Life Better: You’re Too Stupid So We’re Taking Away Your Child Edition

May 31, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Loony Left, Socialism, Ugly Idea of the Day, UK, UK madness

In the old days after the Bolshevik Revolution in Russia, order socialist were sort of watered-down Marxists, mind whereas the hard core imbeciles believers were the communists. As the lunacy of Marxism became increasingly undeniable to all by the most deluded committed, pharm the term socialist was watered down further. Truth be told, Keyser’s not […]

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