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Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

The Laws of God and Man

November 11, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Poetry, The Law is A Idiot, Thought for the Day

The laws of God, ed the laws of man, He may keep that will and can; Not I: let God and man decree Laws for themselves and not for me; And if my ways are not as theirs Let them mind their own affairs. Their deeds I judge and much condemn, Yet when did I […]

Happy Armistice Day

November 11, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Holidays, Poetry, Thought for the Day, War

Here dead we lie Because we did not choose To live and shame the land From which we sprung. Life, physician to be sure, Is nothing much to lose, But young men think it is, And we were young. –A.E. Housman

Quote of the Day

November 11, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Thought for the Day

As we ponder on the Remembrance Day the notion that millions of people gave up their lives fighting for King and Country or Das Vaterland or whatever, diagnosis here’s an exchange in book that Keyser’s reading (about which more later): “But what if there are no gods, as some people say? What if we die […]

Not Entirely Sure…

October 23, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in High Fashion, Sex, Sexy Lingerie, Thought for the Day

…what the message is that this photo is intended to convey. Gay color scheme, sickness but the general layout doesn’t have a terribly gay “vibe” about it. Could it be that some people need to work on keeping their thighs in shape?

Keyser Defers to a Better Writer

October 4, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Thought for the Day

“To Autumn” by John Keats Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness, treat Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun;Conspiring with him how to load and bless With fruit the vines that round the thatch-eves run;To bend with apples the moss’d cottage-trees, pills And fill all fruit with ripeness to the core; To swell the gourd, ampoule […]

Unfair Maybe, But Still Funny

September 25, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Thought for the Day

Plus, site when Keyser goes back to the Lair, he doesn’t have to see as the first item that horrifying tattooed eye…

"Dumbest Generation": The Rot Starts with the Head

September 22, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Academia, Fish, Loony Left, Thought for the Day

From an article ruminating about recent lamentations on the decline of reading: Indeed, prescription there are those—such as Larissa MacFarquhar, thumb whose 1997 essay in Slate, and “Who Cares If Johnny Can’t Read? The value of books is overstated,” is cited by Professor Bauerlein—who think (or pretend to think) that the alarmists are guilty of […]

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