I gather the leftards who frequent div school these days (why anyone, much less a libtard would do such a thing is beyond me) have convinced themselves that God’s a She, all evidence in the “good book” notwithstanding. Well, in accord with this effort, here’s an updated illustration of one of Keyser’s favorite stories, where [...]
Posted June 9, 2011 by Keyser Söze under Babes, Bible, Feminism, God, God Lives, Theological Disputes, Theology
After all, he got ripped off with the first one, since people would just combine his birthday and Christmas, not giving him twice the present he’d otherwise get. “Well, the gold’s okay, but what am I supposed to do with all this myrrh and frankincense? What the fuck is franckincense, anyway?”
Posted April 24, 2011 by Keyser Söze under Gift that Keeps on Giving, God, God Lives, Holidays, Theological Disputes
Posted April 1, 2011 by Keyser Söze under Babes, Theological Disputes
Loyal readers (those of you left) no doubt are aware that the Lair went on an involuntary hiatus of six weeks or so after being hacked into. It would actually seem that this happened at least twice. On February 5, the page that appeared if you went to the Lair was a “ha, ha, you’ve [...]
Posted March 27, 2011 by Keyser Söze under Computer Repair, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Personal Hell, Miracles of Modern Science, Nazi Germany, Theological Disputes
Bonus joke. One day, Jesus and Moses are out taking a stroll on the beach at Coney Island. Moses starts walking on the water, and Jesus is really jealous of the attention he gets from the crowd. So he too tries it out, but things don’t go so well. He’s splashing around and stumbling, sinking [...]
Posted December 16, 2010 by Keyser Söze under Atheism, Babes, God Lives, Hard Way to Make a Living, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Jews, Joke of the Day, Judaism, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes, Triumph of the Human Spirit
Sorry about the lack of posting of late. Somehow, nothing seems to be engaging the Pannonian imagination. At least not for public consumption… Speaking of which, Keyser just did a two-hour interview on daemonology. Who’d a thunk that Keyser could hold forth on matters daemonological at such length? Well, yeah, pretty much anybody familiar with [...]
Posted December 16, 2010 by Keyser Söze under Demonology, Journalism, Keyser, Keyser's Pleasures, Mrs. S, Talking to God, Theological Disputes, Theological Study, Theology
…God might take you round the back and show you the gadgetry that keeps the world running. Sort of like WIlly Wonka, without all the annoying kids. Only hitch is, you can’t tell anybody. Imagine that. Finally knowing the truth and not being able to tell! Keyser duly gave his word. But he didn’t say [...]
Posted December 6, 2010 by Keyser Söze under Amazing, God, God Lives, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Miracles, Photography, Sight Seeing, Technology, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes, Told You So, Wonders of Nature
* “Okay, anything you say. But are you really sure about this stuff about not liking cheese burgers?” “Hey, no questions! Just take these things and spread the word. And don’t drop them!”
Posted December 2, 2010 by Keyser Söze under Enlightenment, God, God Lives, The Sorrow and the Pity, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes
Eve tried this on Adam and got nothing. And then the Snake happened to slither by…
Posted November 20, 2010 by Keyser Söze under Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Idea of the Day, Theological Disputes, Theology
Posted May 3, 2010 by Keyser Söze under Atheism, God is Dead, Theological Disputes