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The Interwebz is Full of Bullshit: Antonin Scalia Edition

July 5, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 10 Comments | Filed in Ancient Rome, How Dumb Can You Be?, Stupid Idea of the Day, The Interwebz, The Law is A Idiot

Last week, sale Keyser was reading a piece about this immigration scam that the Gaggle of Half Dozen Traitors has cooked up (“Yeah, cialis you know that whole ‘let’s start over with an amnesty for the illegals already here, and from now on we’ll totally keep them out, pinky-swear and so help me God’ debacle […]

You and Me Baby Ain’t Nothing But Diocletian’s Subjects

February 12, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Ancient Rome, Art Appreciation, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Politics, The Law is A Idiot, World Culture, YouTube

Many moons ago, cheap Keyser was teaching a course here at Igloo U. about the social history of the ancient world and the topic of Diocletian’s edict on incest came up. The general discussion doesn’t matter, online but towards the end of the topic we considered Diocletian’s attitude towards those who marriage customs he was […]

“Hey, Is That A Medical Degree or Are You Just Happy to See Me?”: Rape Edition

July 21, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Sex, Personal Relationships, Regrets, The Law is A Idiot

Long-time Lair readers may recall Keyser’s relation of an argument he once had with Mrs. S. back in the pre-Mrs. S. days. There was an episode of the X-Files in which some space aliens (a term necessary to differentiate the kinds from Oaxaca) imitated the husbands of some women in order to “impregnate” them (as […]

A Man’s Home No Longer His Castle: UK Edition

December 23, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Crime and Punishment, The Law is A Idiot, UK madness

About a week old, there but shocking nonetheless. File this under the “UK seized by leftist madmen” rubric (which is pretty full these days): A millionaire businessman who fought back against a knife-wielding burglar was jailed for two-and-a-half years yesterday. But his attacker has been spared prison. Munir Hussain, 53, and his family were tied […]

The Laws of God and Man

November 11, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Poetry, The Law is A Idiot, Thought for the Day

The laws of God, ed the laws of man, He may keep that will and can; Not I: let God and man decree Laws for themselves and not for me; And if my ways are not as theirs Let them mind their own affairs. Their deeds I judge and much condemn, Yet when did I […]

Keyser Gets It Coming and Going: Tax Edition

November 2, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Keyser's Personal Hell, Stupid Idea of the Day, The Law is A Idiot

Keyser hasn’t paid all that much attention to the Obamacare debacle working its way though Congress as he has no dog in this fight (being an expatriate living in Canada for thirteen years now). Or does he? In the comments to a post this morning about the potential constitutional challenge to the putative law on […]

Sometimes Being A Judge Must Just Be Fun: Appeal Denied Edition

October 12, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Credulity, Crime and Punishment, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Lunacy, Lying, Self-Improvement, The Law is A Idiot

For reasons too absurd to go into, drugstore it has recently come to Keyser’s attention that some lunatic whose real name is Sean Wesley Henry but who goes by the name Nanya Shaabu El got himself into trouble. He appealed his conviction to the United States Court of Appeals for the Fourth Circuit. The appellate […]

One Man, One Vote: Texas Legislature Edition

August 4, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Bad Habits, Bad Idea of the Day, Politics, The Law is A Idiot

Recently, cialis we’ve heard a lot about the boys and girls in Congress voting for bills without reading them. After all, find if it’s 1000 pages long and you’ve only got a short time, what’s the point, as explained here by Rep. John Conman (D-MI): Well, in Texas, it seems they take this a step […]

The Worst Place on Earth: State of New Hampshire

July 17, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in The Law is A Idiot, Ugly Idea of the Day

You really can’t much more mean spirited than this: A Massachusetts teenager who spent three nights alone on Mount Washington in April after he sprained an ankle and veered off marked trails has been

The Law is a Idiot: Georgia Edition

June 9, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 8 Comments | Filed in How Dumb Can You Be?, Stupid Idea of the Day, The Law is A Idiot

The State of Georgia, cialis that is (not the Republic, salve as very long-time readers might imagine). And it’s not so much the law that’s a idiot (though it isn’t exactly a paragon of clarity and elegance) as the members of the state supreme court, who, it would seem, are incapable of parsing a simple […]

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