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Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Devil Worship

October 6, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Sex, Big Dick, Demonology, Evil, How Dumb Can You Be?, Sex, The Horror, Theology, Told You So

As Caesarius of Heisterbach could tell you, malady this sort of thing may seem like a good idea at first blush, no rx but it always ends in tears.

The Breakfast Cereal of the Ancient Ones

December 26, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Lovecraft, The Horror

What a Minute, You Did What?…: Demise of Man Edition

March 24, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 5 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Sex, Love, Lovecraft, Lunacy, Manliness, Nostalgia, Personal Relationships, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Sign of the Times, Sodomy, Some People Are Nuts, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd

You ever follow a link on the interwebz and start idly reading something without exactly knowing what it is, malady and then at some point in the midst of it, clinic you realize that it’s not at all what you’d been thinking it was about? Well, this happened to Keyser today. We’re talking a heavy […]

Heart of Darkness: UK Edition

April 24, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Crime and Punishment, Horrible, The Horror, UK, UK madness, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?

You know, viagra sometimes you read things and you think, sick No, pilule that can’t be true. But unless the (Daily) MailOnline has been bought by The Onion (and developed a very ugly sense of humor), something’s seriously wrong in the modern UK. A gang of sadists who tortured a ‘naive and vulnerable’ man for […]

So What’s It Like To Have Schizophrenia Anyway?

November 16, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in mental disabilities, The Horror, Ugly Idea of the Day

Funny you should ask, salve as there’s a little article about that in the Australian Daily Telegraph: I was just 23 when diagnosed with schizophrenia. It was terrifying, pharm like a death sentence. It was seen as a psychiatric cancer. … My main symptoms are voices. They are real and as loud as you and […]

Mind-Boggling Depravity: Iraqi Terrorist Edition

August 10, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Iraq War, The Horror, Torture, Ugly Idea of the Day

Sometimes you read things, rx and you think, “Christ, that can’t be true.” But seemingly this is: Like many young boys, Khidir loves playing with toy cars and wants to be a policeman like his father when he grows up. But it was his father’s very job that caused the tiny child to suffer the […]

Things Could Be Worse: Democratic Republic of Congo Edition

August 5, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Congo, Economic Crisis, The Horror, Ugly Thought of the Day

Keyser’s feeling sort of out of it. There’s some hoopla about how the statistics for the second quarter are all greeny-and-shooty, malady but if you scratch below the surface, there it turns out that the underlying figures about what’s really going on are pretty grim, and the situation is made to look artificially better because […]

Tabula Rasa: GM Edition

June 2, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Decline of US, Economic Crisis, Sex, Stupid Idea of the Day, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Time's Change

Well, look now that the Federal government has spent (or at any rate is going to spend) $50 billion taking General Motors from its shareholders and bondholders and turning it over to the Department of the Environment and the UAW for the laudable purpose of paying union members excessive wages and benefits producing cars Americans […]

The New York Federal Reserve Bank: Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Goldman Sachs

May 12, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Bernanke, Financial Meltdown, Goldman Sachs, The Horror

Some of you may think that Keyser is just joking when he calls the Federal government a “wholly owned subsidiary of Goldman Sachs.” Ain’t no joke: A waiver granted by Federal Reserve Vice Chairman Donald Kohn that allowed the chairman of the New York Fed’s board of governors to stay in his job had the […]

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