Archive for the ‘Technology’ Category

What Really Matters

March 1, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Art Appreciation, Bad Idea of the Day, Crowd Control, How Dumb Can You Be?, Technology

Modern technology allows us to concentrate on the things that matter and to tune out distractions. Like, cheap say, here art.

Obsolescent Technology

January 12, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Talking to God, Technology

Reality as You’ve Never Seen It

October 13, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Technology, Time lapse photography, Video

In the form of a new variety of time lapse imagery, patient here of Boston. Boston Layer-Lapse from Julian Tryba on Vimeo.


February 13, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Technology, What'll They Think of Next?

The Demise of Western Civilization

February 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Bad Sex, Bad Thought of the Day, Boredom, Demise of Western Civ., Dystopia, End of World, Fatties, Fun and Games, Girlz' Korner, Hobbies, Internet, Joke of the Day, Lingerie, Manliness, Personal Relationships, Self-pleasuring, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Sexy Lingerie, Sign of the Times, Size Matters, Technology, Theater of the Absurd

I Want Me One o’ Those iPad Thingees, Too

April 25, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Technology

If You Ask Very Politely and You Catch Him in a Good Mood…

December 6, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 5 Comments | Filed in Amazing, God, God Lives, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Miracles, Photography, Sight Seeing, Technology, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes, Told You So, Wonders of Nature

…God might take you round the back and show you the gadgetry that keeps the world running. Sort of like WIlly Wonka, prescription without all the annoying kids. Only hitch is, you can’t tell anybody. Imagine that. Finally knowing the truth and not being able to tell! Keyser duly gave his word. But he didn’t […]

Turns Out the Ex-Mrs. S. Was Right

July 7, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Miracles of Modern Technology, Technology

You can fix anything with duct tape!

Or is this why Algore invented the Interwebs?

June 22, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Internet, Philosophy, Technology


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