Archive for the ‘Talking to God’ Category

Obsolescent Technology

January 12, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Talking to God, Technology

Up, Up and Away!

December 31, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Air Travel, Babes, Bad Idea of the Day, Some People Are Nuts, Talking to God

The future is so close, nurse you can reach out and grope. Almost…

Tuning in God’s Frequency

September 27, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Taste, breasts, Talking to God

Where There’s a Will, There’s a Way

January 5, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Natural Beauty, Nature, Show Off, Talking to God, Wonders of Nature

Keyser on the Air: Explaining the Ways of God to Man Edition

December 16, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Demonology, Journalism, Keyser, Keyser's Pleasures, Mrs. S, Talking to God, Theological Disputes, Theological Study, Theology

Sorry about the lack of posting of late. Somehow, pilule nothing seems to be engaging the Pannonian imagination. At least not for public consumption… Speaking of which, no rx Keyser just did a two-hour interview on daemonology. Who’d a thunk that Keyser could hold forth on matters daemonological at such length? Well, shop yeah, pretty […]


November 26, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Holidays, Photography, Talking to God

Let’s all be grateful for the things in life that matter.

Artsy/Girl Image of the Day

June 27, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Artsy/Girl Image of the Day, Babes, Photography, Talking to God

Strictly speaking, sick we missed Friday, but only by 40 minutes…

“And Thou Shalt Get Thy Wife Off Through Clitoral and/or Labial Stimulation Afterwards”: Hey, It’s in Deuteronomy 69! Edition

May 16, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Sex, Book Review, Catholic Church, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Jews, Love, Lunacy, Personal Relationships, Religion, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Sodomy, Stupid Idea of the Day, Talking to God, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes, Theological Study, Whores, WTF, You Have a Dirty Mind

Everyone knows that Catholic priests are noted experts in sexual technique, and so a sacerdotal Kama Sutra has been eagerly awaited. And now we have one: Seks: mo?e by? frywolny i bezgrzeszny (which is apparently Polish for Sex: Having a Threesome With God) courtesy of Polish Franciscan friar Ksawery Knotz (no, online really, sale he […]

Beware of False Virgin Maries

January 13, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Catholic Church, Talking to God

Or is that Marys? Anyway, cialis seems the land is crawling with false sightings of the BVM, view and the First Hitler Youth Pope is going to make sure that the faithful are not taken in by these snake-oil Virgin viewers: The Pope is declaring a ‘holy war’ against people who claim falsely that the […]

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