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Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Men and Women Seldom Understand Each Other

February 15, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, Bad Habits, Love, Scary Idea of the Day, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Sexy Lingerie, Some People Never Learn

So Close and Yet So Far

October 6, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Photography, Rugged Individualism, Seasons, Sight Seeing, Some People Never Learn

To Dream the Unbeatable Dream. Or perhaps it’s the futility of human aspirations. The choice is yours!

“Hey, Adam, You’ll Never Guess Who Dropped In For Dinner”

April 22, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Idea, Bad Sex, How Dumb Can You Be?, Some People Never Learn, Theater of the Absurd, Theology

Legite Directorium, Stultissimi!

March 31, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Ancient Rome, Bad Taste, Catholic Church, Corporal Punishment, Crime and Punishment, Do It Yourself, Don't Look Down, Finding God, Health Matters, Holidays, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Religion, Some People Never Learn, Torture

That’s Latin for “read the instructions, treatment you idiots!” Because, ed you know, the Romans bought their crucifixes from IKEA: Went okay the first time. But then when they had to do a repeat performance for The Rock: The guy on the right had to utter the words quoted above. Oh, and Happy Easter, esteemed […]

Tom Friedman, Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the BS

March 5, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Bullshit, Demonology, Do It Yourself, Intellectual History, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Miracles of Modern Science, Performance Art, Public Speaking, Pull the Other One, Rugged Individualism, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Improvement, Sign of the Times, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, Stupid Idea of the Day, Theater of the Absurd

This is even worse than those traitor magicians who reveal how that woman really isn’t sawed in half in the box. Assholes.

Beginning of the End

February 12, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Habits, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Sex, Some People Never Learn

You know what they say. She wants to change him, nurse he never does. He wants her to stay the same, search she never does.

“So, Anyway, Eve, What Was It the Serpent Said to You?”

January 30, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, Bad Habits, Bad Idea, Christianity, Immortality, Regrets, Satan, Some People Never Learn, Theological Disputes

So, What’s Your “Community Service”, Anyway, Keyser?

February 3, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 5 Comments | Filed in Be All You Can Be, Demonology, Dogs, Education, Hard Way to Make a Living, Harvard, How Dumb Can You Be?, Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Pleasures, Language, Obsessions, office equipment, Oral Hygiene, Show Off, Snobbery, Some People Never Learn

Here at Igloo U., physician we want to be internationally recognized for excellence in some crap or other. And one thing we’re keen on demonstrating is our relevance to those skin-flinty taxpayers who resent the high life us academics enjoy at their expense. I remember that some semi-literate father of one of the Young Keyserlings […]

You Can Never Go Back…

January 30, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Taste, Photography, Places to Avoid, Pop Culture, Some People Never Learn
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