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The Subtlety of Satan

March 19, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Pussy Power, Satan, Sex Through the Ages

Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Moorish Architecture

October 13, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Architecture, Babes, Sex Through the Ages, Sexy Lingerie

It’s all in the arches.

Men and Women Seldom Understand Each Other

February 15, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, Bad Habits, Love, Scary Idea of the Day, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Sexy Lingerie, Some People Never Learn

“Dark” Origins of Valentine’s Day Be Damned

February 14, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Academia, Amazing, bees, Birds, Holidays, Keyser's Pleasures, Sex, Sex Through the Ages

Since it’s Valentine’s Day yet again, advice I thought I’d share a bit of antiquarian lore I found out regarding the day. For reasons that have now been lost in the depths of time, cialis I became interested in the origins of Valentine’s Day and looked it up on the web. Generally, buy viagra you […]

The Demise of Western Civilization

February 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Bad Sex, Bad Thought of the Day, Boredom, Demise of Western Civ., Dystopia, End of World, Fatties, Fun and Games, Girlz' Korner, Hobbies, Internet, Joke of the Day, Lingerie, Manliness, Personal Relationships, Self-pleasuring, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Sexy Lingerie, Sign of the Times, Size Matters, Technology, Theater of the Absurd

Eddie Cantor: Unexpurgated Non-PC Edition

September 30, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Humor, Music Videos, Sex Through the Ages

This clip is pretty funny, medicine if you can get over your modern sensibilities. Or if you managed to avoid picking them up in the first place. The basic sentiment is pretty much true, troche though I imagine if one chose to express it these, one would go about it rather differently…

Eve: Anteserpential Edition

July 16, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Babes, Personal Relationships, Sex Through the Ages

Eve: “So I beckon to him, viagra and I get nothing.” Snake: “Oh, funny you should say that. Here, I’ve got an idea. See that tree over there…?”

What a Minute, You Did What?…: Demise of Man Edition

March 24, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 5 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Sex, Love, Lovecraft, Lunacy, Manliness, Nostalgia, Personal Relationships, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Sign of the Times, Sodomy, Some People Are Nuts, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd

You ever follow a link on the interwebz and start idly reading something without exactly knowing what it is, malady and then at some point in the midst of it, clinic you realize that it’s not at all what you’d been thinking it was about? Well, this happened to Keyser today. We’re talking a heavy […]

Raw Sexuality Can Be A Scary Force

December 18, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Sexy Lingerie
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