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Happy Shades of Grey Day to You!

February 14, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, BDSM, Feminism, Sex

As you may know, ed this is not only Valentine’s Day, but also the day the movie Shades of Grey, the cinematic testament to women’s bad taste in pornography, opens on the silver screen. The girl here seems not to have gotten as much of a bang, as it were, out of it as she […]

On or Off?

February 2, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Pussy Power, Sex, Sexy Lingerie

Accept No Imitations!

February 2, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Sex

Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Typographic Sex

December 14, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Humor, Sex

Women Prefer Bad Boys

December 1, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Personal Relationships, Sex

Not to Worry, Baby, We Know We’re Enslaved

November 25, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Feminism, Fetishes, Foreplay, Fun and Games, Personal Relationships, Sex

Her: Want to be my slave for the night? Him: What’s in it for me? Her: Are you stupid? Slaves get nothing.

And Ne’er the Twain Shall Meet

November 8, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Be All You Can Be, Books, Bring Out Your Dead, Keyser is an Idiot, Love, Philosophy, Regrets, Self-Improvement, Sex

You know, troche in his decrepit dotage, recipe Keyser has come to realize the many mistakes he made with various instantiations of the putatively fairer sex. Bad the sad truth is that even if it were possible to get a hold of one of those Hermione Granger “do over” buttons, it would do no good. […]

“What are You Looking At?”

September 23, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, Sex

I Wish I Had Me One o’ Those

September 9, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Acrobatics, Sex, Show Off
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