Archive for the ‘Self-pleasuring’ Category

Doing Some Lines

March 16, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Self-pleasuring

Not Quite the Same Thing

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, Bad Idea, Bad Sex, Boredom, Fraud, Self-pleasuring

The next best thing to being there…? Er, viagra not exactly.

Sight Seeing is a Spectator Sport

April 5, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Manners, Bad Sex, Bad Taste, Photography, Self-pleasuring

The Demise of Western Civilization

February 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Bad Sex, Bad Thought of the Day, Boredom, Demise of Western Civ., Dystopia, End of World, Fatties, Fun and Games, Girlz' Korner, Hobbies, Internet, Joke of the Day, Lingerie, Manliness, Personal Relationships, Self-pleasuring, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Sexy Lingerie, Sign of the Times, Size Matters, Technology, Theater of the Absurd

Recherche du Temps Perdu

January 24, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, End of World, environmental awareness, Ethical Depravity, Fetishes, Holidays, Holiness, Immoderation, Immortality, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Kinky Sex, Memory, Mortality, Neat Stuff, Nostalgia, Obsessions, Old Fart, Performance Art, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Photography, Places to Avoid, Porn, Pretzels, Quantum Physics, Sad Realizations, Sad Story, Self-pleasuring, Sight Seeing, Triumph of the Human Spirit, Up and At 'Em!, Wonders of Nature, You Have a Dirty Mind

At least that’s how it feels when you get older…

You’ve Got a Dirty Mind: Mouse Edition

May 24, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Self-pleasuring, Sex

Keyser’s Fame Spreads

March 29, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Books, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Pleasures, Nice Thought of the Day, Self-pleasuring

You know, viagra Keyser wishes that he recent lapse into the first person would make it possible to be a little less coy about his real life. Sadly, viagra his continued practice of speaking honestly means that it would be bad idea for him to reveal any more about his “real” life (and being the […]

Voting is Fun: Catalonian Young Socialists Edition

November 20, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Election, Humor, Self-pleasuring, Sex, Video, YouTube

Here’s a Spanish (well, healing okay, pharmacy Catalonian) ad to encourage voting: As always, there are some spoil-sports who want to keep the fun out of life, so they disapprove of this campaign. Truth be told, Keyser can sometimes look askance at the vulgarity that’s so common these days, but really! This funny. Lighten up, […]

“You’re Home Early, Dear!”

April 1, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Self-pleasuring

“Hey, Jerk Off, Look Where You’re Driving”: Inter-State Commerce Edition

September 26, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Bad Idea, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Sex, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-pleasuring

Boy, seek and you thought yammering on a cell phone while driving was a problem? Get a load (as it were) of this: A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident. […]

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