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Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Point of No Return

November 8, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Madness, Self-Hatred

The Gods Give Us What We Want When They’re Pissed at Us: Transsexual Edition

March 29, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Sex, Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest, breasts, Miracles of Modern Science, Penises, People are Nuts, Pop Culture, Sad Realizations, Sad Story, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement

Keyser seems to run in the wrong circles. At any rate, viagra he’d never heard of the LA Times sports columnist Mike Penner who decided that being a man just wasn’t doing it for him, so he became a woman three years ago. But he just came across an article about this strange incident. Although […]

No Pleasing Some People: Breasts Edition

March 5, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Photography, Self-Hatred
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    As Keyser's father used to say, "If you have to ask, I'm not going to tell you."

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