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I’ve Heard the Screams of the Vegetables

January 30, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Birds, Canada, Life and Death, Multiculturalism, Music Videos, Saving Environment, Uncategorized

Apparently, viagra the tender hearts over at the Nude York Timez have only just clued in to the fact that when fluffy goes out the backyard, murder and mayhem ensue, to the tune of 2.8 billion birds and 14.67 zillion voles per year. Of course, if they read the Lair, they’d already know this, but […]

Gaia Lovers Reveal Their True Colo(u)rs: Blood Red Edition

October 1, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Eco-freakshows, Modern Art, Modern Britain, Saving Environment, Some People Are Nuts, UK, UK madness, Video, YouTube

Apparently, drugstore some eco-lunatics in the 10:10 campaign in the UK thought this ad would be a good way to appeal to people to reduce their carbon emissions voluntarily by 10%. Hilarity ensues when some people don’t want to join the “voluntary” campaign. (Content warning to the tender sensibilities of Keyser’s readers. This shit is […]

What Not to Do With a Dead Whale: Dynamite Edition

May 22, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 7 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea, Bad Idea of the Day, Saving Environment

Surely they’d need an environmental impact statement or the like these days before reaching for the gelignite, viagra wouldn’t they? Ah, case for simpler times when you could solve a big problem by blowing it up. Too bad you can’t do that with, say, Chrysler or Citigroup anymore…

Death of the Aral Sea

April 30, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Saving Environment, Socialism, USSR

Keyser’s feeling a bit lacking in energy. Keyser has a deep sense of foreboding about the future effects of present economic policy, ampoule but there’s not much to be done about it. The socialists in Washington are hell-bent and determined to keep sinking ships like Chrysler and the insolvent banks afloat at great expense. Oddly […]

Global Warming: Out; Global Cooling: In

January 29, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in environmental awareness, Fat Toad Frank, President Barry, Saving Environment

Well, pills the cynics sneered at the notion that President Obama would change the previous grim world of death and deprivation into a shining paradise of unicorns and pots of gold at the end of gay-colored rainbows. But now they’re going to eat their words. Or at least incinerate them on the barbie, here because […]

"Do Not Be Too Eager to Deal Out Death in Judgement."

January 22, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Loony Left, Saving Environment, Ugly Thought of the Day

So says Gandalf to Frodo in the first Lord of the Rings movie after Frodo says to him that he wished Bilbo had killed Gollum. Gandalf explains: “Even the very wise cannot see all ends.” This is a lesson that eco-fascists would do well to bear in mind. Here’s a case in point from their […]

Google: Engine of Death

January 12, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea, environmental awareness, Saving Environment

Who knew, viagra but every time you google “Rasputin’s penis in a jar” or “Barney Frank hooker boots fisting” a kitten dies: Performing two Google searches from a desktop computer can generate about the same amount of carbon dioxide as boiling a kettle for a cup of tea, according to new research. While millions of […]

Avoid Buyer’s Remorse re "Holy" Water from Lourdes

August 28, 2008 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Catholic Church, Pinching Pennies, Saving Environment

Keyser swears, pharmacy he is not in cahoots with the Vatican, viagra paying them off for comedic material. So Help Keyser God. His Holiness the Pope, medicine 81, will visit both Paris and Lourdes in southern France from the 12th-15th September. The water from the shrine at Lourdes is revered because of the Virgin Mary’s […]

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