Archive for the ‘Sad Realizations’ Category

Hey, Don’t Tell That to Mommsen!

March 13, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in HIstory, Sad Realizations, Sad Story

Keyser’s Personal Affliction

December 1, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in BDSM, Enlightenment, How Dumb Can You Be?, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser's Personal Hell, Sad Realizations

After too many decades of life on this earth, cialis and your old friend Keyser finally has figured out what he wants. It’s not exactly too late, remedy but it would have been a lot more useful to have known this years ago. Why don’t people come with owner’s manuals? And even once you’ve figured […]

Then Fred No Longer Wondered Why It’s Called a “Tramp Stamp”

September 27, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Art Appreciation, Old Fart, Sad Realizations

More Valentine’s Day Thoughts

February 14, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Depression, Desperation, How Dumb Can You Be?, Joke of the Day, Keyser is an Idiot, Love, Personal Relationships, Sad Realizations, Self-Improvement, Sex

You know, seek they tell you all sorts of shit when you’re growing up about how you’re supposed to treat women and what they want. And you lead your life on the basis of that information. Then one day, you realize that none of it’s true. And the joke is on you, because by this […]

B&D Isn’t For Everyone

February 12, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Sex, Kinky Sex, Sad Realizations

Just ask her.

…And the Home of the Free!

January 27, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Don't Look Down, Photography, Politics, Sad Realizations

Recherche du Temps Perdu

January 24, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, End of World, environmental awareness, Ethical Depravity, Fetishes, Holidays, Holiness, Immoderation, Immortality, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Kinky Sex, Memory, Mortality, Neat Stuff, Nostalgia, Obsessions, Old Fart, Performance Art, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Photography, Places to Avoid, Porn, Pretzels, Quantum Physics, Sad Realizations, Sad Story, Self-pleasuring, Sight Seeing, Triumph of the Human Spirit, Up and At 'Em!, Wonders of Nature, You Have a Dirty Mind

At least that’s how it feels when you get older…

Too Late

July 18, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Thought For the Day, Sad Realizations

The Ukraine Leads the Way in Political Activism

February 1, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Babes, Putin, Russia, Sad Realizations

These Ukrainian babes apparently aren’t too keen on the poison dwarf of Russia, unhealthy KGB Corporal Putin. We could do with more protests like this!

“You Cannot Seriously Be This Stupid”: Would-Be Scholar Edition

November 1, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Academia, Education, Sad Realizations, Stupid Idea of the Day, Video

Recently, generic Keyser had to give a ten-minute talk to potential graduate students about their prospects with a degree in daemonology. And oddly enough, that very morning, Keyser saw this video. It’s both hilarious and sadly true. Watch it and weep.

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