Archive for the ‘Russia’ Category

“Would You Hold It Against Me If I Told You You Have a Beautiful Body?”

November 25, 2014 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Sex, Germany, Politics, Putin, Russia

Who Says Russians are Callous and Indifferent?

March 31, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Russia

Not for the Vertiginously Challenged!

June 4, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Bad Idea of the Day, Don't Look Down, How Dumb Can You Be?, Hungarian ants, Hungary, PSA, Russia, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, YouTube

You know, see back in the day, unhealthy when Keyser was majoring in daemonology with a minor in scholasticism at Eastern Central Hungary State U. (Debrecen), everybody was obliged to take Russian. Nobody much liked it, and we tended to waste time in class by getting the instructor to reminisce about his days in a […]

Ever Wonder What Red Square Looks Like If You Twirl Around?

May 27, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Russia, Tourism, World Culture

Then wonder no more!

Da, Baby!

May 20, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Photography, Russia

They certainly do some things right in the New Russia.

The Ukraine Leads the Way in Political Activism

February 1, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Babes, Putin, Russia, Sad Realizations

These Ukrainian babes apparently aren’t too keen on the poison dwarf of Russia, unhealthy KGB Corporal Putin. We could do with more protests like this!

Russia Celebrates the Defeat of Nazi Germany

May 8, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Holidays, Nazi Germany, Russia, USSR

Happy VE Day!

This is Horse Shit: US-Russia Agreement Edition

April 11, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, President Barry, Russia, Russian Duplicity

So, viagra Prez. Charming and Russian flunky Prez. Medvedev signed some worthless missile accord the other day. Apparently, there the “limit” for the Commies Russians is less than the number they already have, discount so the reduction agreement allows them to make more. And through some leger-de-main, it considers a delivery vehicle like a B-52 […]

One In Every Crowd: Russian Edition

April 8, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Photography, Russia

Seems not everybody’s really keen on practicing for the big celebration in Red Square next month commemorating the 65th anniversary of the defeat of Nazi Germany. No offense to the might of the Red Army, pharm but Keyser’s always thought those big officer’s caps of theirs are a bit goofy.

Jesus, Christ, Are They Insane?: Russian Edition

October 14, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Georgia, Madness, President Barry, Russia, Ugly Idea of the Day, USSR

Hot on the heels of a post on the absurd notion that the US should “tame” Afghanistan “out of the stone age, there ” we come across a rather different take on how to deal with obstreperous foreigners from the movers and shakers of Russia the USSR 2.0: In an interview published today in Izvestia […]

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