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One Time, the Buddha Made a Mistake…

January 1, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Be All You Can Be, Dream the Impossible Dream, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Quote of the Day, Religion, Rugged Individualism

…and was reincarnated as tortoise.

Legite Directorium, Stultissimi!

March 31, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Ancient Rome, Bad Taste, Catholic Church, Corporal Punishment, Crime and Punishment, Do It Yourself, Don't Look Down, Finding God, Health Matters, Holidays, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Religion, Some People Never Learn, Torture

That’s Latin for “read the instructions, treatment you idiots!” Because, ed you know, the Romans bought their crucifixes from IKEA: Went okay the first time. But then when they had to do a repeat performance for The Rock: The guy on the right had to utter the words quoted above. Oh, and Happy Easter, esteemed […]

Pit Stop On the Road to Damascus

December 27, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Conversion, Religion

A Drop of Holy Water

April 4, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Photography, Religion

Pre-Christmas Image of the Day

December 13, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Christmas, Religion, Seasons

‘Tis the Season, capsule and all that… (though when you get down to it – and let’s admit it, see who doesn’t? – it’s always the season for this!).

“Respect” is Just Another Name for Leftard Foolishness

March 21, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 7 Comments | Filed in God, God is Dead, Lies, Loony Left, Religion

Driving in to the university Friday, here Keyser another silly bumper sticker about religion (and attentive readers can guess how that’s like to turn out ): That’s not entirely true. The image above is big enough to see, and is a variant of the one Keyser saw. He could only find a teeny version of […]

Mormons For Porn

December 23, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Religion, Sex, YouTube

Well, for sale okay, maybe “naughtiness” rather than porn. No idea what this is supposed to mean… (SFW if anyone cares. As long as you don’t work for some really humorless Mormons).

Look Upon My Works, Ye Mighty: Holyland USA Edition

December 2, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Blast from the Past, God is Dead, Religion

Keyser just came across a site with some photos of the remains of a Christian-themed “amusement” park that built in the 1950s in Connecticut and abandoned in 1984. Seems a pair of nuns the electricity bill for the lights on a big cross and the sign: Most of the crap that’s left (like a plaster-over-cardboard […]

Who Says Religion and Science Don’t Mix?: Science Fair Edition

November 25, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Academia, God, God Lives, Good Question, Religion, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes, Theology

Keyser imagines the answer is no, there but this isn’t the sort of question normally treated in his courses in nominalist scholasticism back at good ole Eastern Medio Hungary State U. (Debrecen).

It’s a “Spiritual” Kind of Truth

September 24, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Catholic Church, Lying, Religion, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes, Theology

Here’s Fake Steve Jobs on the quasi-truths of “holy men”: Remember when Pilate is like, buy cialis So is it true you’re going around saying you’re God, and Jesus is like, I dunno, dude, if you say so, right? I mean you’re the one who said it. And then Pilate is like, So are you […]

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