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Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

The Formula for Success

January 12, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Depression, Desperation, Do It Yourself, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Rage

All you need to do is finely calibrate the right mixture of ingredients to suit your particular personality. Stay thirsty, decease mis amigos!

Sometimes They Just Need You to Listen

May 28, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Feminism, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Personal Relationships, Psychology

Even if you could solve her problem by pulling that fucking nail out of her forehead. It’s Not About the Nail from Jason Headley on Vimeo.

Truth in Advertising: Wedding Edition

June 29, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Feminism, Fetishes, People are Nuts, Performance Art, Personal Relationships, Psychology, Sex

Be All You Can Be

May 24, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Photography, Psychology, Self-Improvement

And never look back.

It’s All A Matter of Perspective

May 23, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Amazing, Nice Thought of the Day, Philosophy, Photography, PSA, Psychology, Quote of the Day

To quote a great tao master: “If you don’t like what you see, recipe then just look at it from the other side, you idiot.”

“I Wonder If I’m in the Wrong Profession”: Model Edition

November 2, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea, Photography, Psychology

To Dream the Impossible Dream: Metrosexual Edition

August 31, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Palin, Penises, People are Nuts, Psychology, Sodomy

Keyser’s pretty busy the next few days (term’s starting), mind so he may be busy. But he just came across a “thoughtful” consideration by some urban hipster of why some men are confused in today’s world, health what with the rules being written by Carson and Oprah. And Keyser thought the following both revealing and […]

Erotophile vs. Erotophobe

January 27, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Photography, Psychology

The “sexpert” (no, cialis sale really) over at Fox news says that some people are “

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