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Bad Joke of the Day

October 18, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Humor

Why didn’t Jeffrey Dahmer eat clows? Because he thought they tasted funny!

The Wit and Wisdom of John Wayne Gacy

August 28, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, Bad Thought of the Day

Keyser’s Not Much of a Blogger, Huh?

July 1, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 16 Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Bernanke, Economic Crisis, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Lazy, Keyser's Personal Hell

I was surprised to find recently a comment on a post from long-time Lair sufferer Snarkolepsy. She lives in California and is interested in computer robotics (and such things), cialis cars and the economy. Keyser somehow found a post of hers about an apparently dead bird and she noticed a post of his talking about […]

Growing Shit in the Garden of Your Mind

June 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Blast from the Past, Childhood memories, Horrible, Keyser

You know, and back when Keyser was a tyke growing up in the eastern marches of the Pannonian Plains, store we used to get bootleg tapes of PBS shows. Supposedly, these were more wholesome than the tiresome crap you could see on the Magyar Indoctrinational Broadcast Service. Sure, Nova was great (I still remember vividly […]

Keyser Doesn’t Think That Word Means What You Think It Means

March 3, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Language, Lesbians, Loony Left, Madness

The Demise of Western Civilization

February 9, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Bad Sex, Bad Thought of the Day, Boredom, Demise of Western Civ., Dystopia, End of World, Fatties, Fun and Games, Girlz' Korner, Hobbies, Internet, Joke of the Day, Lingerie, Manliness, Personal Relationships, Self-pleasuring, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Sexy Lingerie, Sign of the Times, Size Matters, Technology, Theater of the Absurd

…And the Home of the Free!

January 27, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Don't Look Down, Photography, Politics, Sad Realizations

It Finds Us All

April 9, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Photography, Theology

And makes life worth living!

Keyser Sees the Light

April 1, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 15 Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Catholic Church, God, God Lives, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Miracles

As you all are no doubt aware, cialis sale the Lair was the victim of hacking back in early February, find and the only reason it’s back is a lot of hard work to restore its functioning. Actually, that’s not true. Anyone who has experienced the heartache that comes from having an integral element of […]

Heart of Darkness: High School Chums Edition

August 9, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Horrible, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Personal Relationships, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?

So last year, store Keyser found on Facebook somebody that he he’d been friendly with back in high school. (It seems that one of FB’s main purposes is to find people from grade school and high school and see if you look better at this age than they do.) This friend was on vacation at […]

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