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Progressive Warfare: With Hybrid Prius Tanks!

September 13, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Dream the Impossible Dream, Dummercrats, Fun and Games, Humor, Obama, Obamamania, Performance Art, President Barry, Pull the Other One, Putin

You know, viagra Keyser came to the conclusion that Baracks Obama’s administration was actually some sort of Banksy-esque performance art. You know those YouTube videos where some rightist smart ass gets Obama supporters to sign a petition for something idiotic like banning “enviro-harmful” H20 or or whatever? Well, search I think the whole presidency is […]

CAT Scan of the Average Obama Supporter

April 19, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Democrats, Loony Left, Politics, President Barry, PSA

WARNING! It has been brought to the attention of Lair Central Command that the following image can cause epileptic seizures in those of impressionable sensibilities. Proceed at YOUR OWN RISK! (This warning is null and void in Rhode Island, viagra Guam, and limited regions of Uzbekistan.)

Ironic Image of the Day: Oil Spill Edition

June 8, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Miracles of Modern Science, Miracles of Modern Technology, Photography, President Barry

Perhaps Prez. Barry could kick the ass of the station manager here. That would be something, ailment no?

Where’d The Outrage Go?: Afghan Edition

May 28, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Afghanistan, Hypocrisy, President Barry

Imagine, remedy if you will, viagra that George Bush were still president. What do you think the headlines would be like under exactly the same circumstances as obtain today? While America languishes with unemployment rates not seen since the Great Depression, and an ecological catastrophe in the Gulf seems to be of no concern to […]

Yeah, But What do You Really Think About the Man?: Prez. Barry Edition

May 13, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in President Barry

Keyser can’t abide that awful tick they pick up in journalism school where they think it’s somehow captivating to start a piece with some sort of impenetrable specificity: Bob look out disconsolately at acre after acre of wilted rutabagas, diagnosis wondering how the promise of globalization had so rapidly blighted his hopes. Presumably, see they […]

Health Care Lies Leaking Out: “There Wasn’t Enough Time” Edition

May 11, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Decline of US, Dummercrats, Politics, President Barry

One of the monumental lies the Democrats peddled about their massive health care boondoggle was that it would control costs. Any idiot could tell that this is a bunch of bullshit, here as the bill would impose massive obligations on the Federal government without clearly spelling these out (and indeed using a bunch of smoke […]

Too Much Information: Prez. Berry Edition

May 9, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Elitist Arrogance, President Barry

The (Unwilling) Leader of the Free World thinks that people are being confused by getting too much information, sales and Steve Jobs and (apparently) Bill Gates are to blame (you seemingly can’t embed the video, cialis so you’ll have to go there, and the transcription they give isn’t quite right): Meanwhile, you’re coming of age […]

Obama to Harper: Bad Boy!

April 14, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Canada, President Barry

Canada’s the kind of place where most people like to feel smugly superior to Americans for assorted reasons, diagnosis but whenever there’s a joke on Friends about Canada, drugstore they turn to anyone else in the room and say, discount “Hey, did you hear that? They mentioned us!” Well, seems at the recent nuclear disarmament […]

This is Horse Shit: US-Russia Agreement Edition

April 11, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, President Barry, Russia, Russian Duplicity

So, viagra Prez. Charming and Russian flunky Prez. Medvedev signed some worthless missile accord the other day. Apparently, there the “limit” for the Commies Russians is less than the number they already have, discount so the reduction agreement allows them to make more. And through some leger-de-main, it considers a delivery vehicle like a B-52 […]

Why Obama’s No Populist Re Bankers

February 11, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Citigroup, Economic Crisis, Fat Toad Frank, Financial Meltdown, Goldman Sachs, President Barry, Ugly Idea of the Day, We're Doomed

Keyser’s reading the book After the Fall: Saving Capitalism from Wall Street – And Washington, click and one thing that strikes him is the extent to which the upshot of the recklessness engendered by explicit and implicit government “backstopping” of banking losses is that all the bigs banks are now privately-owned quasi-public institutions like Fannie […]

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