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December 1, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Porn, Pornography, Quantum Physics

On Man’s Art Is Another Man’s Porn

May 26, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Art Appreciation, Babes, Porn, Pornography

Christian Porn!

May 26, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Ancient Rome, Art Appreciation, Christianity, Execution, Porn

Herbert Gustave Schmalz’s Christianae ad Leones (“babes to the lions!”). For those who judge art by such matters, and seems this thing went for 56, buy viagra 000 quid back in 2000.

Recherche du Temps Perdu

January 24, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, End of World, environmental awareness, Ethical Depravity, Fetishes, Holidays, Holiness, Immoderation, Immortality, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Kinky Sex, Memory, Mortality, Neat Stuff, Nostalgia, Obsessions, Old Fart, Performance Art, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Photography, Places to Avoid, Porn, Pretzels, Quantum Physics, Sad Realizations, Sad Story, Self-pleasuring, Sight Seeing, Triumph of the Human Spirit, Up and At 'Em!, Wonders of Nature, You Have a Dirty Mind

At least that’s how it feels when you get older…

Once a Pornographer, Always a Pornographer: Catholic (Re)-Convert Edition

August 3, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 12 Comments | Filed in Catholic Church, Corporal Punishment, Literary Criticism, Porn

Novelist Anne Rice was raised a Catholic, view stopped being a Catholic, site went back to being a Catholic in 1998, and now is storming off in a huff (as announced on Facebook, of all places) because the Catholic Church isn’t a branch of the Democratic party: I remain committed to Christ as always but […]

Short Attention Spans Take the Drama Out of Smut

July 8, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Movies, Porn, Sex, Sex Through the Ages

In keeping with its claim of providing you with “all the shit that’s fit to print, medicine ” The (aptly named) Nude York Times has a piece about how the retarded attention spans of Generation X-ers (or have we gotten to Y or Z yet?) has reduced smut movies to consisting of just a few […]

Bootay Beauté: Artistic Grant Edition

June 30, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Art Appreciation, Bad Idea, Beauty Contest, Performance Art, Porn, UK, UK madness

You know, capsule some rightist types decry the ability of the government to spend money wisely. Or even keep track of it. Why, just the other day, the Canadian mint actually has come up 17,500 ozs. short, and they can’t even figure out if someone carried off a few bars or someone forgot to carry […]

Meter Maid Porn

June 26, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Photography, Porn

Who knew there was such a thing? “Hey, troche what was my violation?” “Not sure. Why don’t we see what you’re capable of?”

Keyser Ain’t the Only One to Get Jerked Around at Blogger

May 20, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Pleasures, Metablogging, Porn

Loyal readers are no doubt aware of the situation, order but drive-bys might not realize that the Lair as it stands was driven off of Blogger for “objectionable content.” At the time, Keyser thought this was the result of harassment as a result of his tiresome feud with the VIxen haters, but it could have […]

“Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory of the Cumming of the Lord”

May 20, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Blowjobs, Finding God, Porn, Self-Improvement, Sex

As one of Keyser’s interests is the religion edification of his readers, prostate Keyser had a post some time ago about PSFNANS (the porn star formerly known as Nadia Sytles)’s finding Christ (bet it was quite the night when the bridegroom was joined to his bride). Turns out that this is a not-unheard-of phenomenon in […]

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