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“Hey, It Wasn’t Me!”: Awkward Moment at the GWBush Library Dedication

April 25, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Decline of US, Democrats, Despots, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Dummercrats, Joke of the Day, Personal Relationships, Politics, Pop Culture

You Can Never Go Back…

January 30, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Taste, Photography, Places to Avoid, Pop Culture, Some People Never Learn

The Gods Give Us What We Want When They’re Pissed at Us: Transsexual Edition

March 29, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Sex, Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest, breasts, Miracles of Modern Science, Penises, People are Nuts, Pop Culture, Sad Realizations, Sad Story, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement

Keyser seems to run in the wrong circles. At any rate, viagra he’d never heard of the LA Times sports columnist Mike Penner who decided that being a man just wasn’t doing it for him, so he became a woman three years ago. But he just came across an article about this strange incident. Although […]

What’s the Fascination with This Freak Anyway?

June 27, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Demise of Western Civ., Pop Culture

Keyser’s often a bit “off” when it comes to trends in pop culture, prescription but what’s the deal with the 24/7 coverage of the long-term impact of the death of some deranged erstwhile black kid who made some popular music 25 years ago, drugstore dancing weirdly into the bargain? Okay, ed so when he died, […]

Calling a Spade a Spade: Not Any More Edition

May 9, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Movies, Pop Culture

Keyser always been amused by the modern convention that Germans in the Second World War weren’t humans, discount so they can still be killed with impunity in movies. Witness the execrable Saving Private Ryan by the even more execrable and egregiously overrated scholock-meister Steven Spielberg. It’s supposedly a “realistic” take on war, and as Hollywood […]

The Japanese are a Truly Disturbed People: Monkey Edition

December 22, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Inter-species Sex, Japan, Music Videos, Pop Culture

As indicated by this episode of the popular Japanese television show “I Get Off On Being Abused by My Pet Monkey”: [Post scriptum. Sadly, illness this video has been “pulled” on YouTube.] Note in particular the touching montage at the end to the tune of “Amazing Grace” in Japanese. Small wonder the Big Three can’t […]

Nobel Prize-Winning Poet Turns Out To Be Idiot

December 8, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Loony Left, Pop Culture

Man, doctor who would have suspected that? The spread of information on the Internet has given the world a new tool to forestall conflicts, Nobel literature prize winner Jean-Marie Gustave Le Clezio said Sunday. In his Nobel lecture to the Swedish Academy, the 68-year-old Frenchman said an earlier introduction of information technology could even have […]

Who Says There’s Nothing to Watch on Television?

November 9, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Pop Culture

Keyser’s totally psyched to catch the premiere of the latest soon-to-be-cancelled show on the CW network! Come on. Who could call modern television a “vast wasteland“?

Validity of Democracy Called into Question

November 7, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Pop Culture, Presidential Election

Perhaps some of Keyser’s devoted readers are thinking that he’s referring to the results of Tuesday’s election in the US, pills but no, pharmacy that doesn’t call into question the validity of democracy. After all, the Republicans frequently and the Dummercrats always nominate an idiot for the presidency, so clods are bound to wind up […]

A Break from the Gloom

October 10, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Financial Meltdown, Pop Culture

Keyser realizes that the vast majority of his readers are deeply serious individuals who come to the Lair for insightful commentary on the (disastrous) economy, patient (disastrous) politics, pilule and (disastrous) arts. That being so, the average Keyser reader is more interested in maintaining his/her portfolio than his/her knowledge of pop culture. Accordingly, Keyser suspects […]

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