Archive for Politics
Rank Hath Its Privileges: Brit Edition
Posted by: | CommentsThis is His Britannic Majesty British PM Gordon Blair entering some political function with his wife (left) and some local functionary (right). Apparently, it’s beneath the dignity of any of them to touch doors, so their flunkies do it for them.
Say, you think these guys help them out in the toilet too? Oh, that’s too appalling even to contemplate.
It’s funny, sometimes it’s said that these people are real “servants of the people” because they get lesser salaries than they would in the “private sector.” Clearly, they get their “knob polished” in a non-monetary way. Must be nice to treated like a frigging duke, or whatever. Then again, it’s only appropriate for our overlords to be treated in a way commensurate with their (disastrous) influence.
Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish: Another Kennedy Bites the Dust Edition
Posted by: | CommentsBack in 1994, Keyser was teaching for a year at Brown University, and lived in Pawtucket Rhode Island (where the industrial revolution started in America). That year, one of the lesser members of Kennedy tribe, Patrick (son of Dorian Grey Ted Kennedy) decided that his ancestral feudal rights over the serfs voters extended from the the Bay State to the Tiny State and ran for Congress.
This incensed Keyser, who had been under the impression that by moving from Somerville he had escaped the long arm of the Kennedys. As it turned out, the Republican candidate (Dr. Kevin Vigilante) was the ex-boyfriend of the wife of a friend of Keyser and the ex-Mrs. S., and if that’s not reason enough (along with an abiding revulsion at Klan Kennedy) to go downtown and pick up a huge sign for the front lawn, Keyser doesn’t know what is. Actually, it was kind of fun to get out a sledge hammer and whack the thing into the grass, pretending all the while that the wooden spike was going into Patrick’s heart.
In the event, Keyser’s efforts were for naught (actually, there was a PBS show about the campaign). In fact, when we went down to the Christmas festival at city hall (back when they had such things), Keyser had to go out of his way when leaving to avoid shaking hands with Congressman-elect Druggie Kennedy (also, Keyser’s middle child was an infant back then, and Keyser was taking any chances with the possibility that the Kennedy “magic” might involve Satanic rites and child sacrifice).
So, things being what they are in New England, Patrick Kennedy has held the seat since then, despite having had a drug-induced car accident (at least no one drowned in that one). But the Obama “magic” seems to be as golden lethal in RI as it recently was in MA, and Patrick has now decided to “take his life in a new direction.”
All Keyser’s got to say is, Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out of the Capitol, asshole. God, the Kennedys are loathesome.
Leftard Idiocy Hits New Low: Avatar Edition
Posted by: | CommentsSo, has anyone seen the movie Avatar? Keyser couldn’t be bothered. Seems it’s Dances with Wolves with a bunch of 3-D effects and the typical leftist plot about nasty bad white male America destroying more pristine pure, tree-hugging natives. If Keyser wanted to hear about that shit, he’d read Howard Visarionich Zinn.
The proof that this impression is distressingly correct comes from the fact that in despondency at their being stuck on the block of stone known as “Earth” rather than that bucolic Tempe known as “Pandora,” leftard viewers are ready to pull a Jim Jones and start swilling the arsenic-flavored Kool-Aid. No, really:
Some Avatar fans are reportedly feeling as blue as Na’vi aliens once the movie ends. According to CNN, online forums have sprung up to support people experiencing depressed, even suicidal thoughts “because they long to enjoy the beauty of the alien world Pandora,” the film’s intricately rendered 3-D setting. Despondent fans have unleashed over 1,000 posts on one site, Avatar Forums, expressing their disgust with the relatively non-idyllic planet Earth and the human race. Has a new kind of filmmaking triggered a new kind of audience response? (Watch a report about the “Avatar Blues”)
Well, seems the rapture caused by the election of America’s first half-Kenyan president didn’t last long after the twelfth bail-out of Goldman Sachs. No pleasing some people, it would seem.
You know, all kidding aside (well, maybe not all), Keyser gets deluged with left-think all the time on his Facebook page from all his academic friends (and various fellow travellers), who mindlessly prattle on about their latest group hug of socialist thought or post some retarded article from Paul Krugman, Tom Friedman or some other imbecile du jour over at the Times (or, God forbid, the Toronto Star, Canada’s answer to Pravda now that it’s gone revisionist). And there’s one person who actually posts with these maudlin refrains about how bad the world is, and got lots of comments from leftard friends confirming the dirge about how awful life is. Like this (honest to God, this is a verbatim quote):
I wonder how anyone can ever be happy when you stop and think about what really goes on in the world. It’s truly all I can do to get through the day lately with all that’s on my mind, with the troubles of the world, the country, and our state…….my mind never shuts off. I agonize over things. How does one let go and relax? There are no answers.
Jesus, what’s the matter with these people? They have no conception of how the real world functions (economics is the sort of thing studied by people who would want to obliterate the blue-faced No-vee’s in the movie to get the unobtainable mineral or something called Unobtainium – yeah, no shit, that’s what it’s called, the reference is to some stupid science term for something rare). Keyser felt half-inclined to comment on the leftard’s post that they should really get a grip on themselves and not indulge too much in this sunt lacrimae rerum crap, but he thought better of it.
This way of thinking is completely irrational, and is the fundamental underpinning of leftist thought, with all its unreal expectations, inherent misanthropy and thorough-going misunderstanding of human motives and behavior. Leftists have drunk deeply at the old Christian well of hating the world (though they’ve given God the boot in the process). They hate the world and all those who are mired in its imperfections and don’t join them in seeking a “better world.” And like a Jehovah’s Witness, they can feel smug and superior to the benighted fools who don’t see their truth.
Down side is that they can get so wrapped up in their hatred of the world that they actually prefer to live in some fantasy made up by James Fucking Cameron – and suffer suicidal depression at the thought that they live here rather than there.
And to think that people like this are allowed to vote as if they’re adults. Some wonder Washington runs the way it does…
[Update. The esteemed Dr. Anton Phibes has seen this thing in all its bluish glory, and it almost made him vomit, though not for the reason that you probably think it did.]
Huddling on the Edge of a Cliff: California Dreaming Edition
Posted by: | CommentsAs California goes, so goes the nation?
State Controller John Chiang issued a stern warning Friday about California’s cash reserves, telling legislative leaders and Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger they must act on nearly $9 billion in budget cuts the governor is seeking by March — or the state will run out of cash to pay its bills.
Without making those cuts — which Chiang says will pump $1.3 billion into the state’s checking account — California would be broke by April 1, no fooling.
The state wouldn’t climb back to what’s considered a safe level of cash on hand, $2.5 billion, until later that month, when tax revenues are expected to begin flowing into Sacramento.
“While our current cash condition is marginally better than it was one year ago,” Chiang wrote to leaders, “it is still precarious.”
Even with the budget cuts, the state’s cash reserve would still be far below that cushion in March and April.To that end, Chiang is calling for an additional $2 billion in cash-flow “solutions.” Looking at previous cash crunches, that could mean some payments, like income tax refunds, would be delayed for a few weeks to keep the cushion intact.
“Call it overdraft insurance,” said H.D. Palmer, spokesman for the state Finance Department. He stressed that officials are still huddling over specific solutions.
If the budget gridlock lingers all the way to July, then IOUs could come back into play.
And because many budget cutsrequire months of ramp-up to take effect, delaying action on a new budget could inflate the state’s overall $19.9 billion deficit by $2 billion, Palmer warned.
“Inaction ignores the projected cash shortfall which we face in less than 70 days,” Chiang wrote. “Only you can prevent history from repeating this year.”
“Still huddling over specific solutions,” huh? Well, it’s not as if there’s any big hurry, is it? After all, they’ve got a whole month of lea-way, so all they have to do is find $321,428,500 in cuts every single day for the next month.
How hard can that be?
Karma Can Be A Bitch: Massachusetts Edition
Posted by: | CommentsWith this Brown victory making the SWPL crowd hyperventilate (someone known to Keyser actually threatened to move to Sweden), there’s a little aspect to the story that should henceforth feature prominently under the word “irony” in the dictionary.
Back in 2004, Democrats harbored the delusion that John F. “Please pass the Poupon” Kerry would succeed where Albert Q. “Boy, is it just me or is it really hot in here?” Gore so signally failed, and this would mean that the US senate seat hitherto warmed by Johnny Boy’s leftist ass would fall vacant mid-term. Under the old rules in MA, the governor would choose a temp to serve until the next regular election. Well. Back then, for reasons having to do with some sort of glitch in the Democrat monopoly of power, the governor was quasi-Mormon (what?) Republican Mitt Romney, and we could hardly have the likes of him fill the shoes of François, now could we? What’s a Democrat legislature to do but change the law so that the position would be filled by special election? That way, the electorate serfs could be trusted to pick someone with a “D” after their name on the ballot (though in MA that seems to stand for dullard or drunkard rather than Democrat).
Or so they thought. Seems Nancy, Harry and Berry have so pissed off “us the people” that even in the People’s Republic of Massachusetts the virtually unknown Republic had a running chance (as it were). Add to that a Democrat candidate who could charitably be characterized as a truly vile human being, and you’ve got yourselves ready to be hoisted on your own petard, eh, Democrats?
So let’s savor the irony. The Democrats change the form of election to special election in order to take the choice of replacement out of the governor’s hand and thereby guarantee the election of a Democrat. Then not only does the leftard of the time whose potential victory led to this change fail to gain office, but once an even more leftist does win, he and his cohorts so alienate the electorate that the seemingly reliably blue voters of MA turn blue. Oh, and let’s not forget that the present governor of MA is a Democrat, so if they had left the old system (which after all didn’t actually matter back in 2004) in place, they’d have themselves their 60th vote in the senate and things would go on as before.
But as it is, their hubris has made their dreams turn to shit.
Hmm. What was that adage about gifts and the gods? Oh, yeah. If they want to fuck you over, they give you what you hope for. So dream on, Democrats!
(Oh, and that picture up there is Little Martha Sunshine herself, after being informed that upon learning the news of her defeat, Prez. Barry is reputed to have replied, “Martha who?”)
Image of the Day: MA Edition
Posted by: | CommentsJesus, Keyser has been busy the past few days like you would not believe. Oh, and speaking of saviors, Massachusetts just elected a Republican US senator for the first time since George McGovern ran for president. Surely, that’s got to be one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse, no?
Not entirely sure why this image seems appropriate, but Massachusetts (of all places!) appears to have given the Democrats a message…
Ron Paul’s Audit-the-Fed Bill: Gutless Version
Posted by: | CommentsRemember the big bill put forward by Ron Paul to audit what the fuck the Fed has been doing with all those zillions of dollars they’ve dropping out of Bernie Bernanke’s heliocopter of economy healing? Well, it’s moving forward – after a fashion:
Representative Ron Paul, the Texas Republican who has called for an end to the Federal Reserve, said legislation he introduced to audit monetary policy has been “gutted” while moving toward a possible vote in the Democratic-controlled House.
The bill, with 308 co-sponsors, has been stripped of provisions that would remove Fed exemptions from audits of transactions with foreign central banks, monetary policy deliberations, transactions made under the direction of the Federal Open Market Committee and communications between the Board, the reserve banks and staff, Paul said today.
“There’s nothing left, it’s been gutted,” he said in a telephone interview. “This is not a partisan issue. People all over the country want to know what the Fed is up to, and this legislation was supposed to help them do that.”
So, we get the audit, except they won’t audit anything that counts. This truly is the age of Hope and Change. You can hope things’ll change, in the confident expectation that they won’t.
Historical Revelation of the Day: 1896 Edition
Posted by: | CommentsFor a night book, Keyser is reading Flashback, but his exercise bike book (now sadly needed most days, as fall has hit with a vengeance) is Murray N. Rothbard’s A History of Money and Banking in the United States: The Colonial Era to World War II. This is a libertarian tract, which means that it takes a rather different tack from the usual run of histories of money and banking, which tend to be be pro-Federal Reserve Bank and to view the past through this perspective. For instance, traditional histories favor the first and second Banks of the United States as precursors of the supposedly moderating influence of the Fed, whereas in the revisionist version, that great enemy of the second Bank Andrew Jackson becomes a proto-libertarian in place of the savage madman that he’s usually portrayed as. Who knew?
Also, the book comes equipped with a forty-page introduction by someone else laying out the libertarian epistemology underlying the analysis. Turns out libertarian work is based on praxeology and thymology. Again, who knew? Perhaps we’ll have a post about this interpretative framework, but today’s post is narrower in its immediate focus, but has broader implications. Keyser read something in the book that was one of those “Oh, so that’s what’s going on!” moments of revelation. It’s always cool to come across a thought that makes you reconsider how you look at something you’re familiar with, or that at least makes you look at it in a new light.
First, we start with this passage (pp. 170-1) on the political context of the political debates about currency in the late nineteenth century:
First, the history of American political parties is one of successive “party systems.” Each party lasts several decades, with each particular party having a certain central character; in many cases, the name of the party can remain the same but its essential character can drastically change – in the so-called “critical elections.” In the nineteenth century the nation’s second party system (Whigs v. Democrats), lasting from about 1832 to 1854, was succeeded by the third system (Republicans v. Democrats), lasting from 1854 to 1896.
Characteristic of both party systems was that each party was committed to a distinctive ideology clashing with the other, and these conflicting worldviews made for fierce and close contests. Elections were particularly hard fought. Interest was high since the parties offered a “choice, not an echo [i.e., of each other],” and so the turnout rate was remarkably high, often reaching 80 to 90 percent of eligible voters. More remarkably, candidates did not, as we are used to in the twentieth century, fuzz their ideology during campaigns in order to appeal to a floating, ideologically indifferent, “independent voter.” There were very few independent voters. The way to win elections, therefore, was to bring out your vote, and the way to do that was to intensify and strengthen your ideology during campaigns. Any fuzzing over would lead the Republican or Democratic constituents to stay home in disgust, and the election would be lost. Very rarely would there be a crossover to the other, hated party.
Whoa, that totally doesn’t sound like modern elections, where candidates won’t tell you their party affiliations in commercials, and someone like Obama feels compelled to pretend that he’s a centrist. We’ll get to the modern implications of this passage later, but for now here’s an overview of what was going on 1854-1896.
This analysis is based on what was up-to-date scholarship in 1983 when the essay on banking from the colonial period to the overt official adoption of the gold in 1900 was written (it actually first appeared in a book edited by Ron Paul on the gold standard, but here is one of the five essays that comprise the book). If wishes were horses, Keyser would read the interesting-sounding works cited in fn. 156, but sadly they aren’t. Conceivably, these works have been superseded in the interim, but since the study of American history has recently consisted mostly of the “all those guys on Mt. Rushmore were a bunch of racists assholes” school of Howard Zinn and his ilk, they probably haven’t been. So here goes.
The 1830s saw a “peitistic” religious revival in the Protestant north. This meant that people came to believe that there personal salvation was dependent upon their actions, and an element in such salvation was the attempt to help one’s fellow man. Now, as any Mormon or Jehovah’s Witness can attest (or do JW’s only affirm?), door-to-door salvation work can be tiresome and thankless. The upshot is that rather than convince one’s fellow man to mend his ways, it was preferable to get the state to enforce laws to compel him to mend his ways. So these reformists were in favor of blue laws to get people to go to church on the Sabbath and not sully it with other activities. Another big hand-up of theirs was “demon liquor,” so prohibition was high on their agenda. Finally, people whose religious views allowed them to feel content with a liturgical rather than a pietistic form of religious expression didn’t really go for this sort of thing, and so were looked askance at by the pietists. These non-busy bodies were mostly high Lutherans and Catholics. While the pietistic gave up on adults of this variety, they thought their children could be “converted” away from this sort of view, and so they were strong proponents of public education and were hostile to private religious education. (As an aside, it’s sort of funny to see the Catholic Church, previously one of the most totalitarian, intolerant and repressive institutions, playing the role as stand-in for the libertarian seeking freedom of personal expression.)
So these ideas grow up from the 1830s on while the old Whig party decayed, and were eventually picked up by the new Republican Party. Now, Rothbard doesn’t make anything of the obvious connection of slavery, which is completely ignored in his analysis but was the very essence of the new party. Keyser can only assume that the abolition movement was another aspect of the drive to help one’s fellow man and (more importantly) use the power of the state to “make a better world.” That is, if pietism led people to seek to pass laws to make everyone behave themselves and slavery was seen as the highest form of man’s oppression of man (and an offense against God), then it would be natural for hostility to the conglomeration of such perceived sins to gravitate to one party.
In the interim, those opposed to such obtrusive morality in politics naturally gravitated to the other party, in this case the pre-existing Democrats, who already had a tradition of opposition to the pretensions of the central government since the days of Jefferson and Jackson. So the Democrats were the party of high Lutherans and Catholics, and opposed restrictions on immigration. They also maintained the traditional Democrat policies of hard currency, low tariffs, and opposition to loose banking.
According to Rothbard, the main arena for conflict along these lines were in state and local governments. The Federal government had at this point little affect on people’s private lives or economic affairs, and so the local conflicts were to some extent simply transferred to the national stage. Yet, in some areas, the split between the two parties at the local level were easily played out nationally. The Republicans wanted to restrict immigration to keep out the riff-raff (Lutherans and Catholics), whereas the Democrats favored free immigration of everybody (including their friends). As upholders of the power of the state for moral purposes, the Republicans also favored the use of monetary and tariff policies for the benefit of “society as a whole.” In particular, they wanted to keep out cheap foreign goods and cheap foreign labor (i.e., immigrants) as a way of maintaining higher prices (and theoretically higher wealth) for current residents.
A final element in this Republican program that is of particular concern to a libertarian study of banking and money was support of inflationary monetary policies. This took two forms. One was the post-war retention in circulation of the fiat currency issued as a stop-gap during the Civil War. Eventually, $450,000,000 of these “greenbacks” (properly United States Notes) were issued in three emissions during the war and contributed to driving gold out of circulation. There were some efforts to retire the stuff after the war, but there was a bit of backsliding and in the end $345,000,000 of the things remained in circulation. (As a historical aside, this monetized debt of the Civil War continued to circulate in the form of United States Notes for more than a century. These notes could be distinguished by their red seal in place of the green one on Federal Reserve Notes. The were finally withdrawn in 1971, when the final pretence that Federal Reserve Notes were anything but fiat money was abandoned, at which point the theoretical distinction between the two sorts of currencies ceased to mean anything, even theoretically.)
So, in the 1870s and 1880s there are lots of political squabbles about restoring the redeemability of US currency in gold (achieved in 1879) and the free coinage of overvalued silver. The details are actually very interesting, but need not detain us here. The more important point is how the Republicans, previously the party of inflation and proponents of an expansionary monetary policy involving fiat currency, came to be associated with gold, and how the old hard-money, gold-loving Democats, came to adopt a laxer attitude.
By about 1890, it was pretty clear to Republicans that the anti-immigration policy was a long-term loser. If Catholics were automatically Democrats, then the Republicans faced a demographic nightmare. (Hmm. WIth a few name changes, that sounds sort of familiar.) So, they tried to shed their past, and the first to be overboard (or under the bus, to use the modern image) were the prohibitionists. Meanwhile, the pietistic movement had hit the South, which was overwhelmingly Democratic (no one was going to vote for the party of Lincoln, a situation that make the Democrats schizophrenic nationally until the 1970s, when a new “shift in the party system” took place, but that’s neither here nor there for present purposes). So the Southerners and their peitistic friends in the mountain states (who also favored the free coinage of the silver mined in their states) seized advantage of a financial panic in the early 1890s that made the traditional hard-money Democrat president Grover Cleveland look bad to take over the Democratic Party during the 1896 convention, nominating William Jennings Bryan (later infamous for attacking the monkey teacher in the Scopes trial), who gave his famous “cross of gold” speech in defence of silver against the evil advocates of the gold standard. As for the Republicans, William McKinley was nominated, and in the process took up the cause of the gold standard in return for the support of the Eastern financial establishment.
At this point, the two parties became an “echo” of each other. Both upheld the power of the state, though the differed somewhat on the details. In particular, they both became caught up in the technocratic fallacies of the “Progressive era,” which imagined that a bunch of smart people could figure out the most efficient and effective management of major affairs, and should pass laws to implement this glorious future. This is a sort of colorless American version of socialism. This may be the topic of a future post, but we’ll basically leave this point for now, except to point out that this was the genesis of the Federal Reserve system, which probably also deserves a post of its own (Keyser’s been reading and thinking a lot about it and “fractional banking” of late). Let’s just leave this historical discussion with Rothbard’s depressing formulation that this change in the party system brought in “the triumph of the new ideology of compulsory cartelization through a partnership of big government, business, unions, technocrats, and intellectuals” (p. 179). Basically, the triumph of the smart-asses of the world.
Anwyay, let’s return to the initial quote. Democracy in later nineteenth-century America was characterized by intense interest in political affairs that started at the local level and then expanded into the national sphere, driving voting rates into the 80 and 90 percents. So far from trying to conceal their programs, the parties were very overt about what they were up to, and needed to emphasize their differences from each other in order to “stir up the base.” That’s clearly not the case today. Close to half the populace is pretty indifferent to politics, and a chunk of the rest don’t really understand the issues much. Furthermore, while there may be disagreements about the details, the official parties as manifested in Washington aren’t much different, despite “grass roots” efforts to change them. Just as a for instance, the Republicans who got kicked out in 2006 didn’t bear much resemblance to the newly elected Republicans of 1994, and can anyone perceive a substantive distinction between how Bush and Obama have dealt with the present economic crisis?
But let’s focus in on local politics. Surely, most local US political news is stultifyingly dull. Where in the US does the city government or state government show a vigorous two-party system? Keyser’s sense is that local politics is pretty much all Democrat or all Republican in a given place, and even if there is some competition, it’s basically a form of putting different thieves in charge. That is, whereas in the nineteenth-century, local governments didn’t do all that much and were basically venues for passing laws, now local government possesses a hugh infrastructure that has its own interests and special interest groups that want their share of the goodies, most obviously state employees, but also all the myriad of people who benefit personally from the expenditures of the state. So, local politics is not so much about ideological issues anymore as manipulation of the massive outlays of the state for the benefit of one group or another. In effect, everyone is out for a share of Leviathan’s largesse, and no one involved in politics really has any interest in curbing Leviathan’s appetite for lucre to distribute in this way. The personal benefits of those directly concerned have come to completely outweigh the not necessarily indifferent but nonetheless diffuse interest of the taxpayers as a whole not to be fleeced by the system.
So there no longer is room for the “hard-money, laissez-faire” Democrats such as Jefferson or Jackson. Instead, all politicians are ultimate servants of the beast, and most of the issues that supposedly differentiate them serve only to conceal the extent to which they hold the same basic principles. Truly, echo, not choice…










