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Life Is Pointless

August 23, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, mental disabilities, Onerosity, Places to Avoid

Philosophical Question of the Day…

August 2, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Philosophy, Photography, Places to Avoid

Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Low Esteem Warning

December 21, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Personal Relationships, Places to Avoid

Tiny Grass Is Dreaming

December 21, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Be All You Can Be, Dream the Impossible Dream, Places to Avoid, Tourism

Reality is an Illusion

November 29, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Epistemology, Eternity, Philosophy, Photography, Places to Avoid

Or, and if you ask Plato, medicine it’s an allusion.

Persephone Thinking of Home

November 21, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Places to Avoid

Life Will Find a Way

September 12, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Let the Good Times Roll, Life and Death, Nature, Places to Avoid

Or so says the fabled philosopher Jeff Goldblum. Case in point. I have to confess to going out every night to check if this is still alive. And Mr S. has been bringing water to water it. So, ampoule I guess I’m cheating a little. It’s waist high now. And part of me if just […]

Horses Headed Towards Eternity

January 20, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Philosophy, Places to Avoid, Poetry

Tu ne quaesieris (scire nefas) quem mihi, try quem tibi? finem di dederint, see Leuconoe, try nec Babylonios? temptaris numeros. Vt melius quicquid erit pati!? Seu pluris hiemes seu tribuit Iuppiter ultimam,? quae nunc oppositis debilitat pumicibus mare Tyrrhenum, sapias, vina liques et spatio brevi? spem longam reseces. Dum loquimur, fugerit invida? aetas: carpe diem, […]

Horace, Odes 1.1 (after a fashion)

October 30, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Manners, Bad Sex, breasts, Crime and Punishment, Crowd Control, Death, Doggy-Style, Dogs, Places to Avoid, Poetry, Theology

Maecenas, nurse born of ancestor kings, both my protection and sweet adornment, there are those that are pleased on the course to have gathered Olympic dust and by the turning point narrowly missed with blazing wheels and by the noble palm that raises them as lord of the earth to the gods; this one’s pleased […]

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