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Aliens May Be Cads, But They Aren’t Rapists

July 5, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 8 Comments | Filed in Blast from the Past, Feminism, Fraud, Fun and Games, Fury, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, Justice, Keyser, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Lies, Love, Mrs. S, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Pin heads, Sex

Seems some big doctor at Brown University who’s also a fancy numismatist has been convicted to peddling coins that had been dug up in Italy and illegally exported. Only problem was, treat they were actually fakes: Weiss was arrested in January amid a coin auction at the posh Waldorf-Astoria hotel, planning to sell what was […]

Barack Hussein Obama: Man of the People

June 1, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 7 Comments | Filed in Dummercrats, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, It's All a Matter of Taste, Obama, Patriotism, Performance Art, Personal Relationships, Pin heads, Places to Avoid, Politics

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The Secrets of the Mind are Known Only to God

September 24, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in God, Miracles, Photography, Pin heads

Creepy though, sovaldi sale eh? Kind of brings a new meaning to the phrase “food for thought,” doesn’t it?

Interview Sunday

August 2, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Keyser man of Mystery, Pin heads, Public Speaking

Hi, patient kids. Not much news, or anything else, to comment on today. The big interview with Keyser appeared in The Stamford Tribune-Intelligencer some fancy newspaper this morning. It’s on a matter of grave public interest, but sadly reasons of national security prevent Keyser from disclosing any further information. Bummer.

Retroactive Date Rape: Space Alien Edition

June 4, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 8 Comments | Filed in Academia, Feminism, Fraud, Fun and Games, Fury, Immoderation, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, Justice, Keyser, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Love, Mrs. S, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Pin heads, Sex

Many years ago, advice before Mrs. S. became Mrs. S., Keyser and she were walking along, and the topic of a recent episode of the X-Files came up (which shows how old this anecdote is). In the show, some aliens from outer space had assumed the shape of these women’s husbands, and in the guise […]

Just One More

September 11, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Pin heads

Yeah, sovaldi Keyser knows, clinic he already said he’d have to lay off this stuff, but it just gets funnier. Seems that the genii at the Edge are the “Third Culture”: “The work and ideas of the intellectuals featured at this site give meaning to the term ‘third culture’: physicists, evolutionary biologists, philosophers, biologists, computer […]

Egg Heads on Parade

September 11, 2008 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Pin heads, Politics

Being an egg head himself, viagra sale Keyser is not entirely averse to the species. Nonetheless, academic egg heads are often mind-numbingly misguided in their opinions. Item one: some sociologist’s ruminations on “Why People Vote Republican.” Seems that the general (liberal) academic view is that it’s because Republican voters are congenital retards, but our hero […]

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