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Philosophical Question of the Day…

August 2, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Philosophy, Photography, Places to Avoid

Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Don’t Fuck It Up

January 24, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Philosophy, PSA

In Other Words: Fuck ‘Em

January 12, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Be All You Can Be, Philosophy, PSA

One Time, the Buddha Made a Mistake…

January 1, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Be All You Can Be, Dream the Impossible Dream, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Quote of the Day, Religion, Rugged Individualism

…and was reincarnated as tortoise.

Reality is an Illusion

November 29, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Epistemology, Eternity, Philosophy, Photography, Places to Avoid

Or, and if you ask Plato, medicine it’s an allusion.

Echo Chamber of Enlightenment

November 29, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Death of God, Do It Yourself, Enlightenment, Fun and Games, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Performance Art, Philosophy

And Ne’er the Twain Shall Meet

November 8, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Be All You Can Be, Books, Bring Out Your Dead, Keyser is an Idiot, Love, Philosophy, Regrets, Self-Improvement, Sex

You know, troche in his decrepit dotage, recipe Keyser has come to realize the many mistakes he made with various instantiations of the putatively fairer sex. Bad the sad truth is that even if it were possible to get a hold of one of those Hermione Granger “do over” buttons, it would do no good. […]

Better Luck Next Time

November 8, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Be All You Can Be, Insanity, Philosophy

Non Cogito, Ergo…

October 4, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Lies, Philosophy
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