“Hey, It Wasn’t Me!”: Awkward Moment at the GWBush Library Dedication

Going My Way?

Girl Unclear on Modern Sensibilities

Get with the program (NSFW, but let’s face it, if you care about that shit, you’re already screwed)!

The Only Thing That Matters

Has anybody ever considered the irony of the view that God must be a man given the way that He has apparently handed over the male mind in thralldom to this?

A Man’s View of the Perfect Wedding

More Valentine’s Day Thoughts

You know, they tell you all sorts of shit when you’re growing up about how you’re supposed to treat women and what they want. And you lead your life on the basis of that information. Then one day, you realize that none of it’s true. And the joke is on you, because by this point [...]

Valentine’s Day Thoughts…

“But Do You Love Me?”

Aliens May Be Cads, But They Aren’t Rapists

Seems some big doctor at Brown University who’s also a fancy numismatist has been convicted to peddling coins that had been dug up in Italy and illegally exported. Only problem was, they were actually fakes: Weiss was arrested in January amid a coin auction at the posh Waldorf-Astoria hotel, planning to sell what was listed [...]

Barack Hussein Obama: Man of the People

As presented by the Editor-in-Chief of Vogue magazine. Don’t be late, Dahlings!