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The Day After the Expulsion from Eden

October 13, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Idea of the Day, Evil, God, Oops, Satan, Theological Disputes

The Saddest Words in the English Language Are “If Only”…

October 4, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Oops, Theology

PSA of the Day: Some People Gotta Remember to Stay Out of the Sun

December 18, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Oops, PSA, Redheads Rule, Seasons

This message was brought to you by yet another snowy, physician cold, medical sunless day here on the barren plains of Iglooville. Mrs. S. learned this lesson the hard way two years ago: Actually, she already knew better, but was a little unwary. But, as they say, while it’s good to learn from your mistakes, […]

“Luke, I am Your Father”: Holy Shit Edition

November 23, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Oops, Parenting, Regrets, Ugly Thought of the Day

You know, case Keyser has wondered at times what it would be like to find out you were adopted. From Keyser’s own perspective, sovaldi sale he always thought that however crappy his own parents were, ed what difference would it make it if word got out that some other people’s semen and uterus were the […]

A Billion Here a Billion There, and Pretty Soon Even Harvard Notices

October 18, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Harvard, Oops

[Ooops, ampoule this was written two days ago, cialis and got left unpublished when Keyser had to go out and do something. Sometimes life is so hectic!] Keyser’s never given a cent to his old alma mater on the grounds that as the world’s richest university, unhealthy Harvard could look after itself. Seems the financial […]

And Now We Know: Kilt Edition

June 1, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Multiculturalism, Oops, Photography

Since today was a day for posts on obscure ethnic sexual practices, healing here’s enlightenment re the age-old question of kilts and undergarments, courtesy of Princess Louise’s Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders at some event in Hamilton Ontario the other day. A Scotsman’s got to be careful of his firearms, or so it would seem.

Nailing Broads in Cars: Protection In Federal Hate Legislation Edition

May 2, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 7 Comments | Filed in Barney Frank, Blowjobs, Crime and Punishment, Crowd Control, debauchery, Doggy-Style, Dummercrats, Enlightenment, Fat Toad Frank, Fetishes, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Inter-species Sex, Kinky Sex, Language, Loony Left, mental disabilities, Multiculturalism, Nomenclature, Oops, Patriotism, PC Bullshit, Personal Relationships, Self-pleasuring, Sex, Sodomy, The Law is A Idiot, Ugly Idea of the Day

Here’s a video of esteemed member of the US House of Representatives Alcee Hastings (D-Fl) speaking from the House floor yesterday about a proposed amendment to a bill imposing penalties on “hate crimes.” Oddly enough, diagnosis he’s not outraged about an attempt to protect the thieving jackals on Wall Street against mobs (as one might […]

Could Happen to Anyone

November 9, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Art Appreciation, Oops

And if any philistines want to get all snarky about Mark Rothko’s painting being hung the wrong way round, ask just keep in mind that big embarrassment they had recently at the Uffizi with Botticelli:

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