Archive for the ‘Old Fart’ Category

Then Fred No Longer Wondered Why It’s Called a “Tramp Stamp”

September 27, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Art Appreciation, Old Fart, Sad Realizations

Recherche du Temps Perdu

January 24, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, End of World, environmental awareness, Ethical Depravity, Fetishes, Holidays, Holiness, Immoderation, Immortality, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Kinky Sex, Memory, Mortality, Neat Stuff, Nostalgia, Obsessions, Old Fart, Performance Art, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Photography, Places to Avoid, Porn, Pretzels, Quantum Physics, Sad Realizations, Sad Story, Self-pleasuring, Sight Seeing, Triumph of the Human Spirit, Up and At 'Em!, Wonders of Nature, You Have a Dirty Mind

At least that’s how it feels when you get older…

Would Achilles Have Chosen to Be Fat?: Fat Chance Edition

February 15, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Courage under Fire, Life and Death, Old Fart, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships

Loyal readers are no doubt aware that Keyser now weighs 37 lbs. less than he did at the end of July (when he was 10-15 lbs. less than the year before). Well, viagra in accordance with the ancient Greek notion that you can get a full serving from the shit jar or a 50-50 split […]

There are Always Two Sides: War Edition

November 12, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Old Fart, Patriotism, Photography, War

This is pretty cool. A bit of post-Armistice Day comparison (courtesy of this guy). The Rebels at a Gettysburg reunion in 1913 (fiftieth anniversary of the great battle). Apparently, site from North Caroline (be sure to click for a bigger version): The Victors: Why is that the Confederates are a lot more martial looking than […]

Ever Wonder How to Say “Jane, You Ignorant Slut” in Portuguese?

May 24, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Language, Old Fart, Performance Art, Personal Relationships, Portugal, Self-Improvement, Video, YouTube

Readers may recall that the redoubtable (and these days rather anti-clerical) Dr. Anton Phibes has provided us with a fun and interactive method of learning Portuguese (along with a valuable public service message on how to indulge in anal intercourse the safe and easy way – what a two-fer!). Well, online with a view to […]

Joey B: Way Old

September 19, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Old Fart, Palin

Palin on her competition, health long (and Keyser means “long!”) time senator Joseph Bidin’: “Senator Biden has a tremendous amount of experience. I think he was first elected when I was like in second grade.”

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