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Progressive Warfare: With Hybrid Prius Tanks!

September 13, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Dream the Impossible Dream, Dummercrats, Fun and Games, Humor, Obama, Obamamania, Performance Art, President Barry, Pull the Other One, Putin

You know, viagra Keyser came to the conclusion that Baracks Obama’s administration was actually some sort of Banksy-esque performance art. You know those YouTube videos where some rightist smart ass gets Obama supporters to sign a petition for something idiotic like banning “enviro-harmful” H20 or or whatever? Well, search I think the whole presidency is […]

Leftard Delusions

November 15, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Loony Left, Obamamania

Can what?

Hey, She Won’t Answer the Phone!

November 3, 2008 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Obamamania, Personal Relationships

Remember how Barry O’s Auntie Zeituni has been living illegally in a Boston housing project for four years after being ordered to be deported? Well, sickness seems Katie Couric asked Barry about what should happen if she is in the US in violation of the law. Here’s what he said (supposedly the interview will be […]

You Can’t Say You Weren’t Warned

November 2, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Obamamania

Here’s Obama saying earlier in the year that his plan for controlling “climate change” will necessitate “skyrocketing” (his term) electricity rates, view and to get this done he needs to convince the electorate. Well, remember, that’s you, and if you elect him and a Democrat Congress, that’s what you’ll get. If that’s what you want, […]

You, Sir, Are No Keyser Söze

November 2, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Metablogging, Obamamania

In his peregrinations through the Intranets in search of quality material for you, generic Keyser’s valued viewers (because here at the Lair, medical customer satisfaction is Job Numerus Unus), drugstore Keyser came across somebody’s post claiming that “Barack Obama is Keyser Soze.” Well, apart from the inaccurate spelling, Keyser Söze knew Keyser Söze, and take […]

Barry O vs. Sarah P

November 1, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Election, Obamamania, Palin

You know, pharmacy Keyser was wandering around the Interwebz last night looking for photos of Sarah Palin (yeah, yeah, but it’s not that kind of obsession), when a thought occurred to him. Whereas Keyser has read a number of articles saying that people who meet Palin like here (even Tina Fey: ), Keyser couldn’t remember […]

We Do in Keyserland

October 31, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Dummercrats, Loony Left, Obamamania, Presidential Election

Keyser naturally did not see The Great One “sealing the deal” in the Uncle Remus’s Transformative Half Hour of Hope and Change that Barry O plastered all over the airwaves on Wednesday, ailment using the ill-gotten lucre that the Dummercrats would have been having conniptions about if some Republican malefactor had gotten it from Big […]

Political Advice from 13-Year-Olds With Braces

October 29, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Taste, Obamamania

Keyser just saw this video, here and it really pissed him off. Keyser is generally of the opinion that people who don’t pay income tax shouldn’t get to vote, and a fortiori children who aren’t allowed to vote have no business cajoling their parents and grandparents into voting the way that the ill-formed child wants. […]

There’s an Elephant in the Room and It Ain’t McCain

October 28, 2008 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Bush, McCain, Obamamania

All right, here Keyser isn’t exactly proud of the fact, pharm but he voted twice for George W. Bush. Well, Penn (or is it Teller – Keyser can never keep them straight) notwithstanding, you can in fact vote against. So let’s be honest. Keyser voted once against Algor and the second time against Jean François […]

Radio Free Illinois

October 28, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Dummercrats, Obamamania, Theater of the Absurd

One of the things that has puzzled Keyser is how Obama managed to get this “Hope and Change” vibe around him when he comes from one of the most corrupt corners (Chicago) of a state with the hallowed tradition of having one of the sleaziest state governments imaginable (Illinois). Actually, sales Keyser is more idly […]

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