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Progressive Warfare: With Hybrid Prius Tanks!

September 13, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Dream the Impossible Dream, Dummercrats, Fun and Games, Humor, Obama, Obamamania, Performance Art, President Barry, Pull the Other One, Putin

You know, viagra Keyser came to the conclusion that Baracks Obama’s administration was actually some sort of Banksy-esque performance art. You know those YouTube videos where some rightist smart ass gets Obama supporters to sign a petition for something idiotic like banning “enviro-harmful” H20 or or whatever? Well, search I think the whole presidency is […]

Barack Hussein Obama: Man of the People

June 1, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 7 Comments | Filed in Dummercrats, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, It's All a Matter of Taste, Obama, Patriotism, Performance Art, Personal Relationships, Pin heads, Places to Avoid, Politics

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God in Heaven, Is This Really The Best They Can Come Up With?

January 21, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in O'Barmy, Obama, Politics, The Sorrow and the Pity, Theater of the Absurd

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Michelle and Sasha’s Big Vacation Adventure

August 10, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Obama, Video

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The Star-Spangled Cat Skinning: Hillary Edition

July 21, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Blame Game, Blast from the Past, Blowjobs, Fat Toad Frank, Hillary, Hope and Change, Obama

Seems US Secretary of State and long-time denier of oral to ex-President William Jefferson Clinton Hillary Rat-ham Clinton still owes a bunch on her credit card for her erstwhile attempt to become the Democrat nominee for the historic honor of not being America’s first half-Kenyan president. (That’s her up there dunning her last known supporter: […]

Wonder Why the US Government Wanted to Buy a Car Company?

July 6, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Auto Industry, Bad Idea of the Day, Dummercrats, Obama, Politics, Socialism

Well, cialis let’s just say it ain’t a matter of economics: When it was deciding where to build its new compact car, General Motors Corp. made a point of saying it would push politics aside and use strictly commercial criteria. So Tennessee’s three top officials were astonished last month, in a meeting with GM, when […]

Penny for Your Thoughts, Barry

November 11, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Kinky Sex, Obama

Election night at the Obama residence. “Shit, buy viagra I better win or I ain’t gonna get laid for a year.”

The Man who would be President

August 21, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Obama, Video, YouTube

h/t to would-be Keyser impersonator TheodoreKennedy (of Hyannis Port, stuff physician MA).

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