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“Jesus, Why Couldn’t I Have Had a Normal Husband?”

May 10, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Habits, Bad Sex, BDSM, Kinky Sex, Sexy Lingerie

Not Quite the Same Thing

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, Bad Idea, Bad Sex, Boredom, Fraud, Self-pleasuring

The next best thing to being there…? Er, viagra not exactly.

But He’s So Cute!

January 12, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, Bad Sex, Bestiality, Demonology, Doggy-Style, Eternity, Feminism, God is Dead, Good Sex, PSA, Satan

If the Devil were ugly, recipe he’d have no appeal.

Adam Didn’t Stand a Chance

January 4, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Sex, Pussy Power, Sexy Lingerie, Theology, Whores

This Tag May Not be Removed under Penalty of Law Except by the Consumer

November 27, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Sex, How Dumb Can You Be?, Sexy Lingerie

“Would You Hold It Against Me If I Told You You Have a Beautiful Body?”

November 25, 2014 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Sex, Germany, Politics, Putin, Russia

Absurd Fetish of the Day

October 23, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Habits, Bad Sex, Bad Taste, Fetishes

For those who like their tarts on the teetery side.

Stairway to Hell

October 13, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Sex, Pussy Power, Satan

Valentine’s Day from Hell

February 15, 2014 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Babes, Bad Idea, Bad Sex

“Yeah, viagra and fuck you too.”

Ever Wonder Why Massachusetts Rhymes with Sodomy?

November 27, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Sex, Blast from the Past, Blowjobs, Gay Culture, Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Old-Fashioned, Music Videos, Video

Keyser always has. Long ago, troche in a galaxy far away, viagra Keyser lived in the Back Back (in an apartment of about 3.6 sq. ft. that cost $400 a month), diagnosis while studying daemonology at Harvard. In the summer, I’d stay up all night working (the demons are quietest at that time of day, […]

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