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How We Got To This Stage: US Representative Edition

September 9, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Bad Manners, Blast from the Past, Dummercrats, How Dumb Can You Be?, Video, YouTube

Just to show how old this is, unhealthy note that the national debt is said to be $5 trillion. It passed $10 trillion last fall, see and it’s going to hit the $40 zillion mark in the next few years. Anyway, sale this is hilarious. Not sure who Jan Helfeld is, but he seems to […]

Order in the Classroom!

August 6, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Manners, Bad Sex, Blowjobs, Crime and Punishment, Crowd Control, Education, Good Idea of the Day, Personal Relationships

Seems that some students just can’t “behave themselves” in class these days. If they’re not texting friends, seek they’re harassing the girl in the seat in front. Here’s one way to deal with that. EMBED-Professor Nails Class Clown – Watch more free videos Other instructors have to deal with somewhat more “distracting” problems in class. […]

Awkward Moments: Hitting on Your Own Daughter Edition

August 3, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, Bad Habits, Bad Idea, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Manners, Bad Sex, Bad Taste, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships

Keyser doesn’t do the “celebrity” thing, pills leaving that to the likes of Ferris Hilton (really, those people are just too fucked up, and should allowed to wreck their lives in private), but this is too funny for words: Ryan O’Neal hit on his own daughter at partner Farrah Fawcett’s funeral in June. In an […]

Turns out the Belgian Freak Show Lied: Who Knew? Edition

June 23, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Manners, Bad Taste, Crime and Punishment

Remember the Belgian girl who was pissed off because she asked for only three stars to be tattooed on her face but wound up with fifty-six? (If you want a lot more images, see go here.) Well, the shocking truth turns out to be that she lied about falling asleep while the horrific mistake was […]

Beware the Derisive Chinaman: Geithner Edition

June 3, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Bad Manners, Bad Taste, Bad Thought For the Day, China, Desperation, Economics, Financial Meltdown, Fuck You, Geithner, Hope and Change, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Investment Advice

The completely irresponsible US fiscal policy in all its glory naturally depends on somebody being willing to buy the mountains of treasury bonds necessary to pay for AIG bailout, pilule the new and improved GM and Chrysler, the stimulus package, socialist medicine, and all that other crap the US can’t afford. And who’s got the […]

Commies Don’t Know How to Shake Hands Like Adults

April 18, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Bad Manners, Loony Left, Ugly Idea of the Day

Must be their version of a masonic handshake. “Yo, buy dude. Let’s subvert the dominant paradigm.” “Book, homey.”

Keyser’s Got Nothing: If They’d Had the Rest of His Penis Edition

April 15, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Manners, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Penises

Sorry, search loyal Lair readers, but a) Keyser’s busy and b) he’s got nothing to talk about right now. And it seems that the world manages to go about its crazy business without Keyser: A Polish man was rushed to hospital after his best friend bit off his penis and swallowed it. Marian Milczarek, 53, […]

"Oh, My, I Wasn’t Expecting You!"

February 4, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Manners

Uh Oh. They Noticed.

January 30, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Bad Manners, Bad Taste, Bad Thought of the Day, David Caruso, Vixen

Yesterday, discount Keyser saw a photo that compared a kitten to the logo for Firefox. Naturally, viagra this reminded Keyser of the personal icon (or whatever you call it) that Keyser reader Vixen uses, diagnosis which of course is the Firefox symbol. Well, Keyser just posted a little joke about this, comparing the Kitten/Vixen to […]

“William Jefferson Who? Never Heard of Him.”

January 23, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Manners, Ex-Presidents, Ugly Thought of the Day

You’ve probably seen this before, help but Keyser still finds it hilarious. Keyser read the b/g of the lack of a Carter/Clinton love fest. Supposedly, cheap the Clintons blamed Carter’s abysmal reelection attempt in 1980 for a Clinton loss in a run for the governorship of Arkansas (or something like that), and then Jimmuh got […]

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