Archive for the ‘Bad Manners’ Category

Disco Duck

November 9, 2016 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Bad Manners, Bestiality

Well, That Seemed to Go Okay…

April 21, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Manners, Keyser is an Idiot

Somebody keeps trying to break into the Lair. Maybe they’ve got an endless supply of monkeys banging away at keyboards hoping that Keyser used some PW along the lines of “qwertyuiop[]\”. No such luck. Anyway, I decided to delete two of the user accounts to try and deal with the problem. I think I may […]

At It Again

February 10, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Bad Idea, Bad Manners, Keyser, Keyser's Personal Hell, Theater of the Absurd

Yes, cialis I know, ed I’ve been a bad “blogger” (and, advice let’s face it, don’t even really qualify for the term). For a while, the potential site stealers laid off the Lair, but now they’re at it again. Can’t they find honest work? Anyway, let’s hope we don’t have too much repair to do […]

Rot in Hell, You Malevolent Cocksuckers: AIG Edition

January 8, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in AIG, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Manners, Doggy-Style, Fuck You, Gift that Keeps on Giving, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Keyser's Personal Hell, Let the Good Times Roll, Lies

Okay, look back in the day, troche Keyser used to comment a whole lot about the fall out from the great meltdown of 2008. After a while, it got sort of tired, and eventually I gave it up. But don’t think that the hard feelings have gotten any less hard. Those who’ve hung out at […]

Horace, Odes 1.1 (after a fashion)

October 30, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Manners, Bad Sex, breasts, Crime and Punishment, Crowd Control, Death, Doggy-Style, Dogs, Places to Avoid, Poetry, Theology

Maecenas, nurse born of ancestor kings, both my protection and sweet adornment, there are those that are pleased on the course to have gathered Olympic dust and by the turning point narrowly missed with blazing wheels and by the noble palm that raises them as lord of the earth to the gods; this one’s pleased […]

Sight Seeing is a Spectator Sport

April 5, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Manners, Bad Sex, Bad Taste, Photography, Self-pleasuring

Easter Bunny: “Fuck You” Edition

April 2, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Bad Manners, Holidays

Geez, pills what’s that guy do the other 364 days of the year? Oh, sildenafil yeah:

Pompous Ass of the Day

February 4, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 10 Comments | Filed in Asshole of the Day, Bad Manners, Bad Taste

Jesus Christ, there get a load of this: I was born in Seattle, and I grew up there and in Manhattan; Columbia, Missouri; Long Beach, New York; and Portland, Oregon. I have also lived in Cambridge, Massachusetts, and Austin, Texas, but I prefer the Pacific Ocean. I have some Norwegian ancestors. My wife has taught […]

Where’s the FCC When You Need Them?: Chicken Fucking Edition

October 12, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Manners, Bad News, Video, YouTube

Say, ambulance Keyser thought the FCC hadn’t gotten all pissy about swearing on television. Check out the look on the face of the girl to the left of the idiot in the center. Priceless!

What We Have Here Is a Failure to Communicate

September 24, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Bad Manners, Nice Thought of the Day
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