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Latest News from the Front in the “War on Poverty”

March 21, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest, Blame Game, Body Art, Bring Out Your Dead, Britain's Decline, Bullshit, Demise of Western Civ., Dream the Impossible Dream, Dystopia, Fuck You, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Modern Britain, Nanny State, Rugged Individualism, There Will Always be an England, Triumph of the Human Spirit, UK, UK madness, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, YouTube

We has met the enemy, cure and it’s this lard-assed loser. But you can’t blame him. It’s the state’s fault. As the economists tell us, store you get more of what you pay for.

Sign of the Times: Clockwise Edition

April 19, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Nanny State, Sign of the Times, We're Doomed

You know, unhealthy Keyser was just reading a piece about how the actual fall-out from the Health Care “reform” in the US will only be known once the bureaucrats figure out what the 2000+ pages cobbled together in the middle of the night by Nancy and Harry’s aides really mean, and it occurred to him […]

Keyser’s Take on the So-Called Medical Insurance Reform in the US

September 2, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Barney Frank, Dummercrats, Loony Left, Nanny State, Politics, President Barry

They say that Pres. Barry is finally going to set out some parameters of what he will or won’t accept in a “medical system reform” bill. At first, sales this struck Keyser as odd. The argument about the bill has been going on for months, shop and this is supposedly Barry’s big priority. So how […]

What the Fuck is He Saying?: Obama on Health Care Edition

June 15, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 10 Comments | Filed in Medicine, Nanny State, Pinching Pennies, Politics, President Barry

Keyser was totally puzzled by this comment from Pres. Barry this morning regarding his big effort to have a socialist medical system established: “A big part of what led General Motors and Chrysler into trouble, stuff ” he said, “were the huge costs they racked up providing health care for their workers — costs that […]

Satan Fucked by US Court

March 11, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Nanny State, Satan

You know, viagra sometimes it just doesn’t seem to pay to wake up in the morning when you’re the Prince of Darkness. Californian judges have ruled that a contract written in blood is not legally enforceable. The ruling came in the case of a man who had gone to extreme lengths to reassure a friend […]

Helping Hand for Hammered Harlots

November 29, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Financial Meltdown, Nanny State

The Nanny State is at it. Now they’re worried about sloshed sluts on stilts: Drunk women who stagger about in high heels are to be protected – at public expense – from twisting their ankles. They will be handed flip-flops to wear by police outside nightclubs as they wend their way home. The scheme is […]

Anyone Who Needs This Sign Deserves to Die

September 8, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Nanny State

Angelina Jolie: Threat to Britain’s Well-Being

September 4, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Britain's Decline, Nanny State

“Britain’s media watchdog, the Advertising Standards Authority (ASA), has banned two posters of Jolie promoting the film “Wanted” after upholding complaints that the images of the gun-toting actress glamorized the use of guns and violence.” Do these people really have nothing to do with themselves? Anyway, it seems that not only are they old nellies, […]

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