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Ever Wonder Why Massachusetts Rhymes with Sodomy?

November 27, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Sex, Blast from the Past, Blowjobs, Gay Culture, Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Old-Fashioned, Music Videos, Video

Keyser always has. Long ago, troche in a galaxy far away, viagra Keyser lived in the Back Back (in an apartment of about 3.6 sq. ft. that cost $400 a month), diagnosis while studying daemonology at Harvard. In the summer, I’d stay up all night working (the demons are quietest at that time of day, […]

Canada: We Are the Beaver

July 1, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest, Canada, Humor, Music Videos, YouTube

Taking the A Train

February 10, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Music Videos, Travel, YouTube

I’ve Heard the Screams of the Vegetables

January 30, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Birds, Canada, Life and Death, Multiculturalism, Music Videos, Saving Environment, Uncategorized

Apparently, viagra the tender hearts over at the Nude York Timez have only just clued in to the fact that when fluffy goes out the backyard, murder and mayhem ensue, to the tune of 2.8 billion birds and 14.67 zillion voles per year. Of course, if they read the Lair, they’d already know this, but […]

Eddie Cantor: Unexpurgated Non-PC Edition

September 30, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Humor, Music Videos, Sex Through the Ages

This clip is pretty funny, medicine if you can get over your modern sensibilities. Or if you managed to avoid picking them up in the first place. The basic sentiment is pretty much true, troche though I imagine if one chose to express it these, one would go about it rather differently…

Keyser’s Entry in the Stupidest Song in the World Contest

July 12, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Music Videos, YouTube

Long-time Lair competitor Dr. Anton Phibes has posted what he calls the “stupidest song in the world.” It’s true that his song is stupid, drugstore but it’s got an intriguing weirdness factor. This, sovaldi sale on the other hand, is just plain stupid: Zlad is pretty bad, too, but this seems to be some sort […]

Customer Testimonials: United Airlines Edition

July 8, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Advertisement, Air Travel, Music Videos, Video, YouTube

It’s heart-warming when air travelers are touched in such a personal way by their experiences with an airline that they’re driven to write a song about it: This video went up on YouTube just the other day, help and is apparently attracting a lot of attention. Including United’s: So what does United have to say […]

“You Say Atonal, I Say Twelve-Tonal, Let’s Just Call It Awful.”

April 10, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Music criticism, Music Videos, Ugly Idea of the Day

Classical music lovers know that serial ear-rapist Anton Webern was accidentally shot in September 1945 during the allied occupation of Austria, capsule when he stepped outside to smoke a stogie. Keyser’s always harbored the suspicion that that explanation is a bit too “convenient, try ” and wonders if there isn’t more to it than that. […]

The Japanese are a Truly Disturbed People: Monkey Edition

December 22, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Inter-species Sex, Japan, Music Videos, Pop Culture

As indicated by this episode of the popular Japanese television show “I Get Off On Being Abused by My Pet Monkey”: [Post scriptum. Sadly, illness this video has been “pulled” on YouTube.] Note in particular the touching montage at the end to the tune of “Amazing Grace” in Japanese. Small wonder the Big Three can’t […]

Six in the Morning

December 16, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Music Videos, Nice Thought of the Day

Client ‘6 In The Morning’ from C L I E N T on Vimeo. Not like any 6 am that Keyser has ever seen. But it looks like it might be worthwhile to get up early for a change!

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