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I’ve Heard the Screams of the Vegetables

January 30, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Birds, Canada, Life and Death, Multiculturalism, Music Videos, Saving Environment, Uncategorized

Apparently, viagra the tender hearts over at the Nude York Timez have only just clued in to the fact that when fluffy goes out the backyard, murder and mayhem ensue, to the tune of 2.8 billion birds and 14.67 zillion voles per year. Of course, if they read the Lair, they’d already know this, but […]

The National Sport of Canada

January 21, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Babes, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Immoderation, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Mrs. S, Multiculturalism

Many years ago, click for God know what reason, Keyser and the ex-Mrs. S. were watching ABC’s “Wide World of Sports”. I called to the wife, saying, “Hey, look, what’s that they’re doing?” Being a New Brunswicker, she said, “They’re playing curling, of course.” Me: “What?” Her: “Curling. It’s a sport.” Me: “?” Her: Some […]

Boobs for Boobs: Imam Edition

April 24, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in breasts, Iran, Islam, It's All a Matter of Taste, Multiculturalism, Natural Beauty, Nature's Goodness, Neat Stuff, Nice Idea of the Day

As readers may be aware, buy some imam in Iran recently blamed earthquakes on “immodestly dressed babes.” Talk about rejecting the bounty of Allah! Well, click this was too foolish for Keyser even to note on the Lair, discount but it would appear that there’s a repost in the form of a Facebook group known […]

US Mission in Afghanistan: Homosexual Boy Sale Edition

April 19, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Afghanistan, Bad Habits, Bad Idea, Bad Sex, Islam, Multiculturalism, Sodomy, Tourism, Travel, Ugly Thought of the Day, World Culture

The “publish” button had barely been pressed on the latest Lair posting about Keyser’s incomprehension of the reason why the US is in Afghanistan, mind when all of a sudden Keyser discovers that PBS has clarified all of his doubts. Here’s the blurb about the April 20 episode of Frontline: In Afghanistan today, ailment in […]

The Lair’s a Box of Chocolates: Nahuatl Poetry Edition

April 14, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in International Culture, Multiculturalism, Music criticism

It has been noted in the past that the Lair is like Forrest Gump’s mama’s box of chocolates. You never know what you’ll get. So in keeping with that theme, cialis here’s a song version of a modern Nahuatl poem by Natalio Hernandez: For those who don’t know, pills Nahuatl was spoken by one of […]

One of These Things Just Doesn’t Belong: Arabian Edition

November 22, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Islam, It's All a Matter of Taste, Multiculturalism

Or maybe sixteen don’t. “An Emirati man watched cheerleaders perform on the beach at Jumeira on the first day of the FIFA Beach Soccer World Cup in Dubai on Monday.”

Bowing and Scraping: Presidential Edition

November 16, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Japan, Multiculturalism, President Barry, Stupid Idea of the Day, World Culture

You know, unhealthy Keyser’s not too keen on the present Socialist-in-Chief in the White House, but Keyser’s got better things to do than join the “Oooh, look, he bowed to the king of Saudi Arabia!” crowd. And so when the prez. gave a bow to the emperor of Japan the other day, Keyser ignored it. […]

You Think You Had a Bad Day: Tanzania Edition

November 16, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Medicine, Multiculturalism, Stupid Idea of the Day, Witchcraft, World Culture

Well, nurse the next time you think your life is tough, see you can console yourself with the thought that at least you’re not an albino in Tanzania and that no one’s out to hack off your limb’s for witch doctors to use in whatever Tanzanian witchdoctor practices involve albino parts. Unless, of course, you […]

Hearts and Minds: Afghanistan Edition

November 2, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Afghanistan, Bad Idea, Multiculturalism, World Culture

So, buy viagra once the dust clears and Afghanistan’s been brought kicking and screaming from its benighted dungeon in the Stone Age to the sunny glades of the Modern World, do you think these guys will vote Democrat or Republican? Don’t know about you, but to Keyser’s eye they seem to give off a certain […]

The Leftard Answer in Afghanistan

October 30, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Afghanistan, Education, How Dumb Can You Be?, International Culture, Islam, Multiculturalism, World Culture

Readers will recall that Keyser is deeply skeptical of pretty much any Western involvement in Afghanistan, here military or otherwise. The quasi-“neocon” game plan seems to be that if we bomb them into submission, site they’ll naturally turn into the red-white-and-blue democrats that all men naturally are (as their Creator endowed them, try or however […]

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