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You Would Not Believe the Day Keyser’s Had

March 31, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Thought For the Day, Keyser, Keyser's Personal Hell, Mrs. S

First, hospital a completely unnecessary problem was caused by somebody who didn’t take the barest precautions to find out in advance if what she had in mind was not really stupid. So you’ll never guess who had to sort it out. And then Keyser and Mrs. S. were about to go off for a ceremony […]

Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Busy, busy, busy

November 21, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Demonology, Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery, Mrs. S

Apart from driving Mrs. S. to the dentist, health it’s been work, and work, view work. Daemonology isn’t easy, let me tell you. I wish there were more to say (or show), but hardcore daemonological research really takes it out of a Keyser…

Better Red Than Dead

October 1, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Babes, Mrs. S, Redheads Rule

As Mrs. S. can tell you!

Meanwhile, Back at the Geriatric Ward

September 10, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Keyser, Keyser's Personal Hell, Miracles of Modern Technology, Mrs. S

So, viagra sale went to the latest check-up after last week’s irradiated scan. Well, the doctor’s says that in addition to the broken ribs, it appears that Keyser broken bits of his left knee and right femur, and also had a lot of bleeding in the hip muscle. But since my legs don’t hurt, the […]

No, Keyser’s Not Dead

September 4, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Bad News, Bad Sex, Blame Game, Demonology, Keyser, Keyser's Personal Hell, Mrs. S

But he ain’t feeling too great, troche either. As you may know, I had a bad biking accident on August 8. We actually went away to the mountains a few days later. With me in a cast, which somewhat put a damper on the roaming of mountains. The cast was a pleasant bright orange thing, […]

Fun Meteorological Fact of the Day: Udder Nonsense Edition

July 5, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, breasts, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Meteorology, Mrs. S

We had a big storm here the other day, cialis and the ever anxious Mrs. S. was worried about crashing trees. So she says something weird like: Mrs. S.: “I just looked out the window, and they look like boobies. We’re in for trouble?” Y(ours) T(ruly): “What? Breasts bouncing outside the window has usually proven […]

Aliens May Be Cads, But They Aren’t Rapists

July 5, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 8 Comments | Filed in Blast from the Past, Feminism, Fraud, Fun and Games, Fury, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, Justice, Keyser, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Lies, Love, Mrs. S, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Pin heads, Sex

Seems some big doctor at Brown University who’s also a fancy numismatist has been convicted to peddling coins that had been dug up in Italy and illegally exported. Only problem was, treat they were actually fakes: Weiss was arrested in January amid a coin auction at the posh Waldorf-Astoria hotel, planning to sell what was […]

Max the Cat, 1992-2012

May 29, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Cats, Keyser, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Pleasures, Mrs. S

Twenty years ago, seek Keyser was living with the ex-Mrs. Söze in Somerville MA while he was finishing his doctorate in daemonology at Harvard. One morning in late June we woke up to hear some plaintive mewing from the driveway alongside our apartment building. It was raining fairly hard, and there was this little kitten […]

The National Sport of Canada

January 21, 2012 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Babes, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Immoderation, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Mrs. S, Multiculturalism

Many years ago, click for God know what reason, Keyser and the ex-Mrs. S. were watching ABC’s “Wide World of Sports”. I called to the wife, saying, “Hey, look, what’s that they’re doing?” Being a New Brunswicker, she said, “They’re playing curling, of course.” Me: “What?” Her: “Curling. It’s a sport.” Me: “?” Her: Some […]

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