Archive for the ‘Bad Idea of the Day’ Category

Beware, Beware the Tunnel of Sin

September 27, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, PSA, Satan, Uncategorized

…few come out, sale though many go in.

“I Need Feminism Because…”

September 23, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Idea of the Day, Feminism

Don’t Mess with Artemis

October 7, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day

Devil Worship

October 6, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Idea of the Day, Bad Sex, Big Dick, Demonology, Evil, How Dumb Can You Be?, Sex, The Horror, Theology, Told You So

As Caesarius of Heisterbach could tell you, malady this sort of thing may seem like a good idea at first blush, no rx but it always ends in tears.

Immortal Celebrity: Papal Edition

July 6, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 10 Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Bad Idea of the Day, Catholic Church, Celebrity Bowling, Humor, Immortality, Insanity, Papal Supremacy, People are Nuts, Regrets, Rehabilitation, Self-Improvement, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes

Used to be, sovaldi back in the day when people actually believed in stuff like Catholicism and it was just a symbol of ethnic identity like shamrocks and lederhosen, that to become a saint you had to do something really cool. Like when St. Lawrence turned back bacon into Canadian bacon or when St. Rocco […]

Sometimes They Just Need You to Listen

May 28, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Feminism, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Personal Relationships, Psychology

Even if you could solve her problem by pulling that fucking nail out of her forehead. It’s Not About the Nail from Jason Headley on Vimeo.

The Future in the Clouds

May 24, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Amazing, Bad Idea of the Day, Miracles of Modern Technology, Scientific Experiementation, Show Off, Sight Seeing, Size Matters, Some People Are Nuts, Triumph of the Human Spirit, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, What'll They Think of Next?

You can be blasé about some things, unhealthy Rose, drugstore but not about Titanic. Er, click not about that huge new building in China. Quite an apartment building. As the old joke goes, if you’re a one-in-a-million kind of guy in China, there are 1344 of you. Anyway, Keyser will stick with his backyard.

It’s All Fun and Games Til the Heating Comes On

April 25, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Idea of the Day

Apparently, Some People Think the Lair is a Porn Site

April 6, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Amazing, Babes, Bad Idea of the Day

Go figure. If this is a site worthy of defacement for purveying pornography, ambulance one wonders what they think of actual porn sites…

Latest News from the Front in the “War on Poverty”

March 21, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest, Blame Game, Body Art, Bring Out Your Dead, Britain's Decline, Bullshit, Demise of Western Civ., Dream the Impossible Dream, Dystopia, Fuck You, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Modern Britain, Nanny State, Rugged Individualism, There Will Always be an England, Triumph of the Human Spirit, UK, UK madness, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, YouTube

We has met the enemy, cure and it’s this lard-assed loser. But you can’t blame him. It’s the state’s fault. As the economists tell us, store you get more of what you pay for.

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