Archive for the ‘Modern Britain’ Category

Latest News from the Front in the “War on Poverty”

March 21, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest, Blame Game, Body Art, Bring Out Your Dead, Britain's Decline, Bullshit, Demise of Western Civ., Dream the Impossible Dream, Dystopia, Fuck You, Gift that Keeps on Giving, Modern Britain, Nanny State, Rugged Individualism, There Will Always be an England, Triumph of the Human Spirit, UK, UK madness, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, YouTube

We has met the enemy, cure and it’s this lard-assed loser. But you can’t blame him. It’s the state’s fault. As the economists tell us, store you get more of what you pay for.

Gaia Lovers Reveal Their True Colo(u)rs: Blood Red Edition

October 1, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Eco-freakshows, Modern Art, Modern Britain, Saving Environment, Some People Are Nuts, UK, UK madness, Video, YouTube

Apparently, drugstore some eco-lunatics in the 10:10 campaign in the UK thought this ad would be a good way to appeal to people to reduce their carbon emissions voluntarily by 10%. Hilarity ensues when some people don’t want to join the “voluntary” campaign. (Content warning to the tender sensibilities of Keyser’s readers. This shit is […]

"Shocking Indictment of Modern Britain"

October 1, 2008 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Modern Britain

A jeering crowd taunted a suicidal teenager as he threatened to jump from the top of a city-centre car park. In a shocking indictment of modern Britain, doctor youths who gathered in the street below yelled at 17-year-old Shaun Dykes to kill himself over the course of three hours. One allegedly shouted: ‘How far can […]

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