Archive for the ‘Modern Art’ Category

Adam and Eve

October 12, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Art, Art Appreciation, Girlz' Korner, Modern Art, Personal Relationships, Pussy Power

Actually, capsule it’s called “Bread and Butter” and it’s by a German artist named Hanjo Schmidt. No idea what the name means.

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We Are The World

January 30, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Modern Art, Photography

Which explains a lot about why the world’s as fucked up as it is.

Mugging His Way to the Bank: Jeff Koons Edition

July 8, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Art, Art Appreciation, Asshole of the Day, Doggy-Style, Dogs, Fraud, Keyser's Old-Fashioned, Modern Art, Money, Pull the Other One, Rich People, Some People Are Nuts

So, sildenafil on Twitter I see an article from that leftist rag The Economist and click on the link. It begins with the words “America’s most famous living artist, Jeff Koons, is an ambitious perfectionist.” At this, I first think, “Who the fuck is that?” And then, “Oh, my God, when did Augustus Saint-Gaudens die?” […]

Quick: Sum Up Life in a Four-Letter Word

March 28, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Meaning of Life, Modern Art, Philosophy, Poetry

Gaia Lovers Reveal Their True Colo(u)rs: Blood Red Edition

October 1, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Eco-freakshows, Modern Art, Modern Britain, Saving Environment, Some People Are Nuts, UK, UK madness, Video, YouTube

Apparently, drugstore some eco-lunatics in the 10:10 campaign in the UK thought this ad would be a good way to appeal to people to reduce their carbon emissions voluntarily by 10%. Hilarity ensues when some people don’t want to join the “voluntary” campaign. (Content warning to the tender sensibilities of Keyser’s readers. This shit is […]

Rich People Are Fucking Nuts: Turd Chair Edition

February 27, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Art Appreciation, Modern Art, Ugly Idea of the Day

You know, site in times of economic stress when “paper assets” are of questionable worth, it’s a solid investment to sink you money in more “tangible” assets. The sort of investment that has proven, time-tested value. Like a crappy old chair. Wait, what? This is either proof that the art collectors are still spending, or […]

"High" Art: Shit Machine Edition

January 17, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Art Appreciation, Body Art, Economic Crisis, Modern Art

Seems that “cutting edge” artists are attempting to bring new meaning to the expression “modern art is a lot of crap”: Art gallery gift shops are usually pretty predictable with their selections of prints, find coffee-table books and postcards. But visitors to an exhibition that opens today at the Universite du Quebec a Montreal gallery […]

Maybe Art’s Not Entirely Dead

December 28, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Art Appreciation, Modern Art

Who knew anyone knew how to paint something so that the work bears some relation to the subject? Isn’t that a violation of a strictly enforced regulation at art school these days? Anyway, nurse Keyser’s glad to see that there is still such a thing as technical talent. Maybe we aren’t entirely doomed. From this […]

Keyser Doesn’t Know Which Way to Turn

November 9, 2008 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Art Appreciation, Modern Art

Oh. Keyser’s. God! Two abstract works by the American [artist Mark Rothko] are displayed at the Tate Modern in London but there have been claims that they are being displayed on their side, see against his wishes. The two paintings from the Black on Maroon series have been hung vertically with bold stripes running from […]

Whither Keyser?

November 5, 2008 by Keyser Söze | 5 Comments | Filed in Metablogging, Modern Art

You know, generic it’s a heavy burden here at Lair Central Command inasmuch as customer satisfaction is, according to the instruction manual, Quantifiable Out Indicator Numero Uno. Used to be that we’d get about 25 hits a day here, but now the number seems to have tripled, with a few spikes of higher voltage. (And […]

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