Archive for the ‘Miracles’ Category

The Ties That Bind

November 15, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Amazing, Miracles, Theater of the Absurd, Triumph of the Human Spirit, Video

Stone Balance Demonstration by Michael Grab (Gravity Glue) – 1409 – September 2014 from Michael Grab on Vimeo.

Various Debacles

August 8, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 7 Comments | Filed in Babes, bees, Insects, Keyser's Personal Hell, Meaning of Life, Medicine, Miracles

So the other day, illness the Lair was defaced for something like the fourth time. What’s up with that? This site is pretty harmless. No German Scheisse games to be seen in these parts! Well, malady in the middle of trying to sort that out, your humble bloggiste and Mrs. S. went out biking. As […]

Look What the Tide Brought In

June 17, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Miracles

A Fine Line Between Life and Death: Mrs. S. to the Rescue Edition

July 18, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Cats, Fine Dining, Keyser, Life and Death, Miracles, Mrs. S, Rabbits

So, hospital Mrs. S. and I are sitting in the living room, medicine minding our own business and farting around on the interwebz. All of a sudden there’s this weird screech coming in from outside. “What’s that?” quod I. Oliver the cat didn’t like the sound at all, diagnosis as he slunk out of the […]

Easter Fashions

April 24, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Holidays, Holiness, Miracles, Whores

For the whore who has to work on Easter…

Keyser Sees the Light

April 1, 2011 by Keyser Söze | 15 Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Catholic Church, God, God Lives, How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Miracles

As you all are no doubt aware, cialis sale the Lair was the victim of hacking back in early February, find and the only reason it’s back is a lot of hard work to restore its functioning. Actually, that’s not true. Anyone who has experienced the heartache that comes from having an integral element of […]

Noah to the Mrs.: “I Keep Thinking I’m Forgetting Something”

March 25, 2011 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in How Dumb Can You Be?, Humor, Joke of the Day, Judaism, Maritime Safety, Miracles, Photography, Places to Avoid

Nativity the Social Media Way

December 16, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Christmas, Holidays, Holiness, Miracles, Mistranslations, Seasons, Theology, Video, YouTube

But, physician dude, the singular of “magi” is “magus”!

If You Ask Very Politely and You Catch Him in a Good Mood…

December 6, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 5 Comments | Filed in Amazing, God, God Lives, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Miracles, Photography, Sight Seeing, Technology, Theater of the Absurd, Theological Disputes, Told You So, Wonders of Nature

…God might take you round the back and show you the gadgetry that keeps the world running. Sort of like WIlly Wonka, prescription without all the annoying kids. Only hitch is, you can’t tell anybody. Imagine that. Finally knowing the truth and not being able to tell! Keyser duly gave his word. But he didn’t […]

The Secrets of the Mind are Known Only to God

September 24, 2009 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in God, Miracles, Photography, Pin heads

Creepy though, sovaldi sale eh? Kind of brings a new meaning to the phrase “food for thought,” doesn’t it?

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