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Don’t Look Down

September 13, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Air Travel, Bad Idea, Celebrity Bowling, Don't Look Down

Not Quite the Same Thing

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, Bad Idea, Bad Sex, Boredom, Fraud, Self-pleasuring

The next best thing to being there…? Er, viagra not exactly.

Valentine’s Day from Hell

February 15, 2014 by Keyser Söze | 1 Comment | Filed in Babes, Bad Idea, Bad Sex

“Yeah, viagra and fuck you too.”

At It Again

February 10, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Habits, Bad Idea, Bad Manners, Keyser, Keyser's Personal Hell, Theater of the Absurd

Yes, cialis I know, ed I’ve been a bad “blogger” (and, advice let’s face it, don’t even really qualify for the term). For a while, the potential site stealers laid off the Lair, but now they’re at it again. Can’t they find honest work? Anyway, let’s hope we don’t have too much repair to do […]

“Welcome Home, Adam. You’ll Never Guess Who Dropped By Today”

June 3, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Idea, Christianity, Theological Disputes

“Hey, Adam, You’ll Never Guess Who Dropped In For Dinner”

April 22, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Idea, Bad Sex, How Dumb Can You Be?, Some People Never Learn, Theater of the Absurd, Theology

“So, Anyway, Eve, What Was It the Serpent Said to You?”

January 30, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Dates, Bad Habits, Bad Idea, Christianity, Immortality, Regrets, Satan, Some People Never Learn, Theological Disputes

Back in the Day

January 28, 2013 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Aliens, Bad Idea, Blast from the Past, Demonology, Horrible, How Dumb Can You Be?, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell

I just learned that today is the twenty-seventh anniversary of the Challenger space shuttle disaster. Back in that year, capsule your old friend Keyser was in the middle of his second year of doctoral studies at Harvard. I was feeling disaffected for various reasons (the Horned One wasn’t being cooperative), so I was thinking of […]

We Have Seen the Enemy and They is Them

January 16, 2013 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Bad Idea, Be All You Can Be, Beauty Contest, Body Art, People are Nuts, Performance Art

So, cialis had a post yesterday about the modernist fetish of women acting like men, and what do I see today? God Almighty, I wish I hadn’t.

“Gosh, I Wonder If This is the Right Thing to Do.”

April 14, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Idea, Beauty Contest

If you gotta ask, buy cialis sweetie, buy cialis the answer is always no.

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