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Home, Sweet, Home

January 25, 2015 by Keyser Söze | 6 Comments | Filed in Babes, Bad Dates, Bad Habits, BDSM, Be All You Can Be, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Don't Look Down, Dream the Impossible Dream, Dumb Idea of the Day, Enlightenment, Ethical Depravity, Everyone's Human, Fetishes, Foreplay, Freaks, Fun and Games, God is Dead, How Dumb Can You Be?, Inter-species Sex, Invasion of Privacy, It's All a Matter of Taste, Keyser, Keyser is an Idiot, Keyser man of Mystery, Keyser's Personal Hell, Keyser's Weird Fantasies, Kinky Sex, Let the Good Times Roll, Lunacy, Madness, Mrs. S, People are Nuts, Personal Relationships, Philosophy, Places to Avoid, PSA, Psychology, Pull the Other One, Pussy Power, Redheads Rule, Scary Idea of the Day, Self-Hatred, Self-Improvement, Sex, Sex Through the Ages, Some People Are Nuts, Some People Never Learn, The Horror, Theater of the Absurd, Thought for the Day, Triumph of the Human Spirit, War and Deliverance, We're Doomed, What in the Fuck is the Matter with People?, Will of God, You Have a Dirty Mind

One of the strange things about life is that it may turn out that you’re entirely wrong about something you’ve always thought you knew everything about. Take your old friend Keyser. (“Please, ambulance ” ha ha!) You’d think that after all these years, I’d know what was going on in my own head. Turns out […]

Point of No Return

November 8, 2014 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Madness, Self-Hatred

Keyser Doesn’t Think That Word Means What You Think It Means

March 3, 2012 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Thought of the Day, Be All You Can Be, Language, Lesbians, Loony Left, Madness

Blowing Bubbles: FHA/Trump Edition

August 15, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in Bad Idea of the Day, Bernanke, Economic Crisis, Economics, Federal Reserve, Financial Meltdown, Geithner, Madness, Socialism, Some People Never Learn

It’s not getting too much play, check but since Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac have their hands (but not their pockets!) pretty much full financing 90% of the mortgages in the US these days, cialis the FHA is stepping in to help out. Basically, the Keynesian (read Bernankian/Geithnerian) solution to the bursting in 2007 of […]

What Makes Leftists Tick: The Ugly Truth

June 30, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in How Dumb Can You Be?, Insanity, Keyser, Loony Left, Lunacy, Madness, Modern Technology, Mrs. S, Socialism

This morning, advice Keyser and Mrs. S. were talking about something or other and the topic of the latest hilarity from the Gulf clean-up came up, treat namely the latest example of the idiocy of government regulation. Seems they’ve got some ship that can suck up fouled water, remove 99% of the oil in it […]

Economic Insanity: Counter Flooding Edition

June 4, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 4 Comments | Filed in Bernanke, Economic Crisis, Economics, European Union, Madness, Money, We're Doomed

Back in the day, ambulance Keyser used to write a lot about the economy. That was when the sky was falling, shop back in late 2008 and early 2009. Since March of last year, sovaldi the stock market has regained about 50% of its losses, and seemingly the situation has been stabilized. Seemingly. But it’s […]

But What If They Can Crawl Up Your Nighty?: Spider Edition

May 30, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Insanity, Insects, Madness, Ugly Thought of the Day

From the ever-amusing PostSecret site. Some people are really fucked up!

At the Foot of Madness

March 26, 2010 by Keyser Söze | No Comments | Filed in Madness, Photography, Ugly Idea of the Day

This is an old(ish) picture, cialis but Keyser just came across it. It’s apparently what’s left of a suicide bomber who detonated himself and killed three other people in Kabul in July, 2008. What in heaven’s (or hell’s) name would possess someone to strap himself with explosives and blow it, himself, and as many bystanders […]

Huddling on the Edge of a Cliff: California Dreaming Edition

January 31, 2010 by Keyser Söze | 2 Comments | Filed in California, How Dumb Can You Be?, Madness, Politics

As California goes, discount so goes the nation? State Controller John Chiang issued a stern warning Friday about California’s cash reserves, sovaldi telling legislative leaders and Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger they must act on nearly $9 billion in budget cuts the governor is seeking by March — or the state will run out of cash to […]

Jesus, Christ, Are They Insane?: Russian Edition

October 14, 2009 by Keyser Söze | 3 Comments | Filed in Georgia, Madness, President Barry, Russia, Ugly Idea of the Day, USSR

Hot on the heels of a post on the absurd notion that the US should “tame” Afghanistan “out of the stone age, there ” we come across a rather different take on how to deal with obstreperous foreigners from the movers and shakers of Russia the USSR 2.0: In an interview published today in Izvestia […]

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